| gOd'S mIsSiNg Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first. The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from the priest. The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, "Where is God?" The boy looks aroundthe room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, thepriest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, "Where is God?" The boy says nothing. The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the boy's face and asks again, "Where is God?" The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door. The boy runs right home, grabs his older brother and says to him, "We are in BIG trouble!" His brother replies, "We haven't done anything!" The younger brother replies, "God's missing, and they think we did it!" |
| hee hee... i love that one.. |
| ACTUAL KID'S RESPONSES HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS "You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls." Julia, age 7 "You learn it right on the spot when the gushy feelings get the best of you." Brian, age 7 "It might help to watch soap operas all day." Carin, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? "When they're rich." Pam, age 7 "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." Tammy, age 10 "If it's your mother, you can kiss her any time. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission." Roger, age 6 HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." Dick,age 7 "Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." Erin, age 8 "Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch." Natalie, age 9 CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Sponge Bob" is on television." Jill, age 6 "Love is foolish...but I still might try it some time." Floyd,age 9 "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it ever since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." Dave, age 8 "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. Regina, age 10 THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO BE A GOOD LOVER "Sensitivity wouldn't hurt." Robbie, age 8 "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." Ava, age 8 SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." Del, age 6 "Shake your hips and hope for the best." Camille, age 9 "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs. And don't worry if their parents are right there." Manuel, age 8 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." Alonzo, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." Bart, age 9 HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE? "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. Bobby, age 9 "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." Bart, age 9 "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." Sarah,age 9 "See if the man has lipstick on his face." Sandra, age 7 |