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| LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT 13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER 16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER 17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! HEH HEH...I LOVE THOSE.. |
| THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long?) 2) Thou shalt not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper) 3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell ya all about this) 5) Thou shalt not steal from thine parents (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6) Thou shalt not get into fights (cat fights anyhow) (just start them) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more) 9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "'Just Do It") 10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave 'em in the middle) |
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| i realize that little bar design above to the right, doesn't match my page AT ALL, but i liked it.. and dammit! this is my site... |
| the following is one of my all time favortie poems... ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff Okay, already that's enough "Let's switch"you say, before you gag And whats your revenge? Your on the rag. HEH HEH... fun! |