As passed down by Gebus and Job (aka Jack and JJ)
II. Thou shall not disrespect thy maid, for they can spit in the ice and make thou beds wrongly.
III. If thou chooses to violate thyself, thou shall not use hotel towels, for they are wholesome, and a 100% Egyptian cotton.
IV. Thou shall not bring cheap whores to this hotel, for this hotel does not want to charge hourly rates.
V. If thou orders a milkshake, thou shall order chocolate, for Job tried it, and it was good.
VI. Thou shall not order pornographic films, for, according to Gebus, they are expensive, and of poor quality.
VII. Thou shall not sing in thy shower, for thy walls are thin, and you suck.
VIII. Thou shall not spy on foxy young lovers making love *winkwink*
IX. Thou shall not get drunk and make love to thy mother, because, dude, c�mon.
X. Thou shall hold Gebus and Job above all, because they rock and smell good.
P.S- Don�t walk around naked, hairy people.
