Play the Piano by Zac Smith Copyright © 2004 Zac Smith

Play the piano.
If one plays it right, others will be inspired to play as well.
If one plays it wrong, others will say it is art and will be inspired to play.
If those people who play it wrong inspire people to play the piano right, then it is their loss.
If those people who play it right inspire people to play it wrong, then it is their loss.
If enough people decide that how they play the piano is the right way, the cycle will continue.
If the cycle continues, two opposing sides emerge, both losing equal amounts of followers to the other side.
If more people decide to play the piano, both sides grow.
If at some point in time the opposing sides become angry, each side will grow faster.
If at some later point in time, the opposing sides become violent, each side will begin to decrease.
Until one day,
Neither side will exist,
And you say,
“Those people won’t be missed.”