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| Phil:So you wanna be a hero, kid--well whoop-de-doo! I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you! Each and every one a disappointment Pain--aich!--for which there ain't no ointment! So much for excuses--now a kid of "Zeus'" Is asking me to jump into the fray! My answer is--two words--(ZAP) ....okay!.. Herc:Oh boy, do you mean it Phil? Phil:you win-- Herc: alright! (celebrates) Phil: Oh gods.... Herc:Can we start now, can we, Phil?? Phil: Oy Vey.... I'd given up hope that someone would come along a fellow who'd ring the bell fer once--not the gong! the kind who wins trophies won't settle for low fees at least semi-pro fees but noooooo--I get the greenhorn! I been out to pasture, pal--my ambition gone. content to spend lazt days and to graze my lawn but you need an advisor a satyr--but wiser! a good merchadiser, and WHOOOOOOOA!! there goes my ulcer!! I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you no, kid--you're not exactly a dream come true I've trained enough turkeys who never came through you're my one last hope so you'll have to do! Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockery Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery! To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art like painting a masterpiece--it's a work of heart it takes more than sinew--comes down to what's in you! You have to continue to grow.....Now that's more like it!!! I'm down to one last shot and my last high note before that blasted underworld gets my goat my dreams are on you, kid--go make'em come true! Find that uphill slope....keep pushin' that envelope! You're my one last hope and kid it's up to you! (yeah!) |