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| Back when the world was new the planet Earth was down on its luck and everywhere gigantic brutes called titans ran amok! It was a nasty place there was a mess wherever you stepped where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept! And then along came Zeus (He hurled his thunderbolt--he zapped) Locked those suckers in a vault (They're trapped) And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks! and that's the gospel truth The guy was too type A to just relax! and that's the world's first dish! (yeah baby) Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth though honey it may seem imposs'ble, that's the gospel truth... on mount Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth although it may seem imposs'ble, that's the gospel Truth.........(opening titles) |