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| Ladybug, ladybug Fly away home Your house is on fire Your children will burn Spoken: What? Your children will burn? What's up with that? I'm no lady, pal let's get that straight RIGHT NOW! See there's insects in the garden And they're hungry little guys They'll eat a whole tomato plant Right before your eyes So who's the one you call on When your plants are gonna die? Who'll fight? You'll see That's right. It's me I'm the ladybug The ladybug It's like calling in the army When you drop me in the yard I'll guard your garden for you And it isn't even hard I don't believe in kisses And don't ever ask for hugs You can call me "Red" or "Spot" instead But, no, you call me "ladybug" All around the world They love the ladybug yes, sir, it's true Hey guys, how would you like it if they called you "lady" too? So if you have a problem And your garden's lookin' kinda grim Grab a bag of ladybugs With lots of hers and lots of hims And if those pesty insects Wonder who will win Then say, "All right, it's ladies' night" I'm the ladybug the ladybug |