| I'm the bully of the garden You can hear me in the night When I rub my legs and wings It sounds like I might bite I'm a rock 'n' roll jumper And I don't sing the blues Walk into my world and I will jump right on your shoes Chorus I can hop, I can fly I can jump to the sky Chew it up, chew it down I'm a molting-hot fad I am big and I'm bad And I own this ground Grasshopper, Grasshopper I've got a wimpy little cousin The cricket is his name He sings his own song But it doesn't sound the same I can fly off the handle Wearing wings and a 'tude I'm a grasshopper rocker In a really bad mood -Chorus- Everybody always asks me "What do you eat That makes your song so rockin' And gives you such a beat?" I eat leaves and grass That are awful to chew I turn 'em into something Really bad for you -Chorus- |