I'm the bully of the garden
You can hear me in the night
When I rub my legs
and wings
It sounds like I might bite

I'm a rock 'n' roll jumper
And I don't sing the blues
Walk into my world
and I will jump right
on your shoes

Chorus
I can hop, I can fly
I can jump to the sky
Chew it up, chew it down
I'm a molting-hot fad
I am big and I'm bad
And I own this ground
Grasshopper, Grasshopper

I've got a wimpy little cousin
The cricket is his name
He sings his own song
But it doesn't
sound the same

I can fly off the handle
Wearing wings
and a 'tude
I'm a grasshopper rocker
In a really bad mood

-Chorus-

Everybody always
asks me
"What do you eat
That makes your
song so rockin'
And gives you
such a beat?"

I eat leaves and grass
That are awful to chew
I turn 'em into something
Really bad for you

-Chorus-
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