| Lord of the Musical Rings |
| Fellowship sees Gollum (Kiss the Girl, from The Little Mermaid) Fellowship: There we see him Floating there on his log You can see his eyes shine bright Even through the thickest fog Legolas (sings to Frodo): And you don�t know why But you�re dieing to try You wanna kill Gollum Merry: Sha la, la, la, la, la, My oh my He is such an ugly guy You want to kill Gollum Hobbits (except Frodo): FRO-O-DO! Aragorn: Sha, la, la, la, la, la He wants you To bad you can�t kill him Cuz Gandalf said not to. ~*~ Eat The Food ~ (Pippin�s song) (Be Our Guest, from Beauty and the Beast) Evil ring! On a sting! Wraiths can�t get their hands on it! Tie the ring around you neck Frodo! And hide it for a bit! Orcs are scary! Ugly too! And they kind of smell like poo! Nikki and Lizzy: Elves are handsome And real sexy Don�t believe us, ask the hobbits They can sing, they can dance Pippin: After all this is France ~ (Frodo:) it is? And their songs here are never second best! Go in and fight the buffet Grab a plate and then you�ll, Eat the food! Eat the food! EAT THE FOOD! (Sad part) Hobbits like to munch E-spec-ial-ly at second lunch They�re not whole with out a thirteenth pint of beer Ah, those good ole days when beer was frreee! Suddenly those good old days are gone (Merry:) *sniff * Ten years we�ve been eating Without much proper seating Needing contests some chance to use our skills Some days we just laze around the forrrrrrrrest! Tired and quite hungry! Gandalf came in, and off to Bree! My poor legs! My poor legs! MY POOR LEGS! ~*~ Fellowship�s Song (Oo-de-lally, from Robin Hood- Disney) Hobbits and Fellowship Strollin� up the mountain Lookin� all around For what Saruman has in store Bickerin� at, This-'n'-thattin' And havin� such a bad time! Fel-low-ship oh fel-low-ship Golly, they�re all guys! Legolas a thinkin� there was danger on the mountain He was warnin� but they just turned around Hobbits never knowing, evil peoples plan to get them Till an avalanche came tumblin� a down! Hobbits and the fellowship Runnin� down the mountain Headin� off to Moria So they can get away Contemplatin� nothin� But escape and fin�lly makin� it Fel-low-ship oh fel-low-ship Lucky to be alive! (Slower) Fel-low-ship oh fel-low-ship Lucky to be alive! ~*~ The Running-After-Merry-and-Pippin-in-Order-to-Rescue-Them Song (Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Disney�s �Song of the South�) Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli: Merry and Pippin, Havin� bad day! My oh my, Bad guys will pay, First Boromir�s dead, Now they�re taken away! Merry and Pippin, Havin� bad day! Orc: Mister Hobbit! On my shoulder, It�s the truth, I�ll eat him! Everything- Hey look! There�s Tim! Legolas: Hurry up Gimli, They�re getting away! Gimli: Shut up Lego- *trips* Or I�ll take all day! ~*~ Treebeard the Ent (Winnie the Pooh, from Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree) Deep in the Forest of Fangorn, Where trees like to roam around. You�ll find the Ents� community, Where Treebeard is sure to be found! An Ent-ling named Quickbeam is his friend, And Pippin and Merry too! There�s Gandalf and evil Saruman, But most of all Treebeard the Ent! Treebeard the Ent, Treebeard the Ent, Try�s to squish hobbits thinks they�re Orcs, He�s Treebeard the Ent, Treebeard the Ent, Really old he likes to talk slow. Treebeard the Ent, Treebeard the Ent, Searches for Entwives and calls war councils, He�s Treebeard the Ent, Treebeard the Ent, Herds the trees all over the place! ~*~ Under the Eye (Under the Sea, from Disney�s The Little Mermaid) Gollum/Smeagol: The people are always deader in somebody else�s marsh The fishes are always fresher in somebody else�s tarn Just think of where you�re going, the fortress of Mor-o-dor What crazy-ness has possessed you, why the hell you goin� there for? Uh-oh! Under the eye Under the eye Master We�ve seen it, Sam got to believe it, Take it from we! Up on Mount Doom they slave away, Too bad we got to go that way! The marsh people floatin� Ringwraiths devotin� Under the eye Down here [marshes] the [dead] people safer, far from the great mountain Up there, there is no fresh water, not even one fountain. The lidless eye watch closely, the one that is wreathed in flame, Oh Master if you try harder, soon you�ll have Smeagol tame [and house broken!!!] Sam: Oh Yay! Gollum (a little ticked at Sam): Under the eye, Under the eye, Orcs may try to beat us, fry us and eat us, spontaneously! Master may be so very nice, but we wants to eat his lice! (sorry Frodo lovers) We�ll get our precious, before ringwraiths catch us Under the eye! We talk to the rock We talk to the fish We talk to the dead They say nothins goin� We talk to I I talk to we We talk to the Smeagol Smeagol fighting with Gollum: Gollum is bad No I am not Don�t hurt Master I think I will Leave us alone, We don�t want you But I want the precious too! (The Ring: *horn sound*) Under the eye! ~*~ The One Ring (The Circle of Life, from The Lion King) Galadriel: From the day when Sauron made it, To the time Bilbo found it, Gollum got it, by strangling his friend, And pulling it out of the muck. Frodo then came to the council, Where they all were going to decide, And they all agreed when they joined the company, They would destroy it or never return! Frodo: It�s the one ring Sam: That is gold and shiny Gollum: It�s my preciousssssssssss Merry & Pippin: It�s evvvvvvvviillllllll Elrond: It�ll find its way Up to the mountain Frodo: It�s the one ring The evil one ring Gandalf: It�s the one ring Legolas: We have to destroy it Boromir: And I wanted it! Galadriel: But your dead now! Aragorn: So get out of our song! Gimli: The one for the one ring Frodo: It�s the one ring The evil one ring!!! ~*~*~*~ War Scenes Song (One Jump Ahead, From Aladdin) Legolas: One stride ahead of the wargs now! Th�oden: Two orcs are on my back! Aragorn: Gimli, stuck underneath three wargs Gimli: They�re heavy! Legolas: I just shot an arrow In that orcs big head These guys just won�t drop dead Random Warg: Woof, Woof! Random Rider 1: Help me! Random Rider 2: Orc blood! Random Rider 3: Scary! Gimli: Need a little help here! Random Rider 4 (running by in fear): To bad they won�t run in fear! Legolas: They should take a hint We are gonna win They should get out while they can. Random Riders 1, 2, 3 and 4: Yah! Legolas: Oh it�s sad Aragorn�s hit the river! Orc (that Legolas was previously �strangling�): He�s become some food for the fish! Aragorn: I�m remembering Rivendell and Arwen Gotta move my ass, horse is licking face, Gotta get to helm�s deep, hope I have the time! Legolas: Aragorn arrives at helm�s deep Dirty and quite late Aragorn: I�m gonna be dead soon at this rate! Th�oden: �owyn is quite happy Her love is not dead! Great fun! I think we�ll have a party instead! (of the war that is) Random Boy in Armour: Not now! Bad guys! Coming, for us! All Company of War (Elves): Let�s go fight the war now! All Company of War (Riders): We�re going to win- Hey look a cow! (Points at cow that appeared out of nowhere) All Company of War (...All): Gotta fight the orcs and Uruk-hai Wish we could all get along Gimli: Thong! (Gimli is seen picking up thong in background) Legolas: One arrow notched in my bow now One box for the dwarf! Aragorn: Gotta get to the bridge Gimli: Toss me but don�t tell the elf All Company of War (All): Here goes gotta kill the orcs now Gonna win this war, Wow! All we gotta do is kill! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Well that's all we have at the moment, but there will be more soon! However, if you liked our songs and would like to read more, we have some none Disney ones here: ~*~*~Here...yes here...~*~*~ Thank you for reading! Back to Fan Works Page Back to the Main Page |
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