springbreak3

1. Racing cute guys on the way to the island

2. "There were some kids killed in a car accident just before y'all got here" ~Joey's aunt

3. Three girls in a king-sized bed

4. Finding Steven's drug stash in his speakers "Anyone want a crack spoon?" ~Joey

5. "We're all rollin'." ~Joey lying to Derrick (and Derrick believed it...hehe)

6. "Shake your ass" ~Me and Joey on the balcony of the guy's condo...we sang that over and over...

7. The "ghetto-mobile" or "gay-mobile" electric car

8. "I need a ride, move over! The cops are coming! My friends are drunk and just ran-over someone..." ~drunk guy hopping into our ghetto-mobile

9. "Rodney" buying us drinks after knowing us for only like 10 minutes...he was being nicer than the guy we already knew!

10. "How 'bout you buy me beads and you can tell everyone i flashed you?!" ~Joey to Ronnie ("Rodney")

11. "Hey, where's our beads?" ~Joey to guys after flashing them

12. "Oh come on, the Coke guy gives free samples!" ~guys on balcony trying to get the Budweiser guys unloading the truck to give them beer

13. "Why are you so beautiful?!" ~dirty old man to Jenny

14. "Pink is my favorite color" ~same guys on balcony at Jenny

15. The alcoholic candies at the store in Mexico

16. "Are you blind?! Can you not see it?! Joey likes you!" ~Kiki to Chris when he called at 2am

17. Staying up half the night after the call to talk about stupid boys and scandals

18. "Top 10 Reasons Chris Sucks"

1. "It actually is a shack!" ~Chris about "Newton's Burger Shack"

2. "DOLPHINS!!!!"

3. "Sean's communing with the dolphins"

4. Me and Jen doing dance-work on the beach

5. Jumping sewage jetties

6. "Are you done with that football? Can I have it back?" ~little kid to Chris when he picked up a football

7. "I'll be the quarterback and you're the tight-end!" ~Me and Jen at hot guys playing football

8. Comet breaking out of his cage while driving down the road to Galveston

1. "Emo Sean returns!"

2. "Are you rollin yet? Look at me...WOW, your eyes are REALLY dilated!" ~Danny to me

3. "YOU stole my pacifier!" ~Jen to me

4. "Who do you think would win in a fight, The Smurfs or The Littles?" ~Chris high

5. "You know what? This isn't a car, it's an ELEVATOR!" ~Sean drunk and high in the elevator

6. Sean passing out while we're making out

7. "OMG! They're fuckin' using Sean as a pillow!" ~Danny at me and Zack making out on top of Sean

8. "I can't smoke anymore I'm gonna die!!!" ~Reynaldo high and falling out of the jeep

9. Coming up with the phrases "Smoke yourself Reynaldo" and "Drink/Smoke yourself Sean"

10. "Why is Tigger being so MEAN?!?!?!?!" ~Sean at Saturday morning cartoons

11. "Pooh's not wearing a shirt" ~Tamsin