(Guitar, Vocals, Explosion Machine)
"I'd rather drop dead than be in this band"
Ryan has 43 ear lobes.
Ryan likes long walks on the byotch with his little friend,
Jon-o-tron.(masked murderer)
American Hi-Fi, Bush, and Oleander make their way down his groinal canal.
Ryan's groinal canal spands from the Panama Canal to your frickin' face.
If you were stuck on a remote island with Ryan, you would probably die of laughter or you would be enslaved by land sharks.
(Bass, Vocals, Car Engines)
"I am a crazy, sexy tiger with an ass that won't quit"
Reza also doesn't touch people.
You can usually find Reza having World War III with his sister, Romina.
Rage Against the Machine and Foo Fighters tickles his fancy.
Reza likes to be touched in the fancy.
If you don't like Reza, you should by a hot dog and murder Jackie Chan.
(drums, vocals, guillotine)
"yourmom.com is a real website"
Ryan is the root of all evil.
Ryan often takes baths with all his stuffed animals, then demolition derby.
Incubus and 311 abdicated Ryan's thrown.
Ryan never had a thrown, but if he did, Ryan would sell it for firewood.
If you were to e-mail Ryan on his face, he would most likely go into MEGA MODE.