ABOUT THE CREATOR

Disco Steve loves his fans.

NAME: Danny Djeljosevic, A.K.A. Disco Steve

AGE: 18

CURRENT AREA OF LIVING: Coconut Creek, South Florida

CURRENT PLACE OF SCHOOLING: Graduated: Deerfield Beach High School

Coming soon: University of Florida, where drunken jockocracy... baseball caps everywhere!

OCCUPATION: Student, Public Loiterer, Wannabe writer, Future porn star

HOBBIES/SICK-ASS OBSESSIONS: Comic books, movies, TV, music, writing, stealing cars, video games, Japanese geekery, sponges, sock puppets.

EMAIL: [email protected]

BIOGRAPHY #1 (By S.J. Shah, a hobo I gave pre-chewed gum to one time):

Daniel Djeljosevic is a 17 year-old lad from Florida. When not loitering around Disney World's Epcot Center, the boy hangs out on the internet, assuming the identity of Disco Steve. Known as "Disco" by his friends, he is known as "Tiny" by his lovers. Someday, Danny hopes to graduate from high school and become famous for doing something. In the meantime, he watches bad movies, hoping to raise his own self-esteem.

Danny can be spotted in comic shops, toy stores, book stores, and houses of ill repute.

Someday, Danny hopes to have sex. With a woman, if possible. In the meantime, he takes to long conjugal visits at the local petting zoo.

BIOGRAPHY #2 (By Beppo K. Cometstreaky, revolutionary South American journalist with a lust for the dead):

Disco Steve was born on the thirteen second of the thirteen minute of the thirteen hour of the thirteen day of January, 1314. His parents were a time displaced Michael Jackson and a group of six wild monkeys (named Hoo-Hoo, Ack-Ek, Meek-Mok, Joseph H. Stevenson, Ook-Ook and Chip-Chip). Raised by a pile of hen, he led a normal childhood, until two weeks before his thirteenth birthday, when he was kidnapped by a group of monks that wanted to kill him to prevent the ancient prophecy concerning the boy from coming true. Unfortunately, the monks were travelling through italy when they pass a cake shop in south vienna, and in the window they discovered a blueberry cake that suspiciously resembled the coutenance of the great Buddha. They got distracted with it, and the boy escaped. The prophecy was fulfilled in his thirteen birthday, when Disco Steve became Canadian for a few moments.

Later on, Steve participated in several Three Stooges short movies, always playing the guy who wanks frantically behind the stage. When the Stooges moved to Mars, Steve found himself unemployed and with no good excuse to wank. He fell into a great depresion that lasted for months. His only activity in this time was going to night clubs to deliver painted soccer balls to people, and collecting pens with exactly 1/4 of ink in them. After coming out of the depression, he opened a dress shop in New York, but it was closed because of the fierce competition in the area.

Nowadays he operates as super-hero in the state of Florida, calling himself The Blue Beetle. DC Comics threatened to sue him because of the illicit use of the name, but Steve settled the whole thing by sleeping with the moderator of DC's message board, Bobo Kampawajausenmensen. He still collects pens with exactly 1/4 of ink in them. If you have one, you must soak it in holy water and then place it in a fire until it melts, otherwise Disco Steve will come to your house for it, and cut your penis and stick it in your nose while he's at it.

(Note: "The Curse of the Disco Steve" is not real, just an urban legend, though there is a "Maldicion de Esteban Disco", but it only affects mexicans called Pedrito Malacho del Quehaceres Nopeantes, that is, 37% of the world population.)

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