As Performed by The Tim Malloys
WHISKEY!
As I was goin' over the tall Kilgary mountains
I met with Captain Ferrel as his money he was countin'
I first produced me pistol, I then produced me rapier sayin'
"Stand and deliver, for I am the bold deceiver!"
Chorus:
Well shirigim duraham da (Clap x4)
Crackwhore on the patio (Clap x2)
Crackwhore on the patio
There's whiskey in the jar (Clap)
I took all of his money and it made a pretty penny
I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny
She smiled and she swore that she never would deceive me
But the Devil takes a woman for they always will be sleazy
Chorus
I went up to my chamber, a-for to take a wankin
I dreamt of gold and jewels and sure it was no wonder
But Jenny took me pistol and she filled it up with water
And sent for Captain Ferrel to be ready for the slaughter
Chorus
Early the next mornin' just as I rose to travel
Up came a band of footmen, and likewise Captain Ferrel
I first produced me penis for she'd stolen 'way me rapier (put that away!)
But I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken
Chorus
If anyone can save me it's me brother in the Army
I not not if he's stationed in Cork or in Killarney
And if he'll go with me we'll go out and kill Kenny (You bastard!)
And it's sure to treat me better than me darlin sportin' Jenny
Chorus (x2)
WHISKEY!