- Breakfast with St. Swithin, Jimmy George
What a difference a day makes. My TV works, which means I can watch all of my picks lose in the college B-Ball tourney. (Note to self: Stop picking teams based on name that are fun to say. Valparaisio, Pepperdine and Gonzaga aren't ever going to win.)
In other news, my wonderful girlfriend dumped me. Not that I didn't expect it, but it still hurts. You know, I enetered college a bitter, cynical young man, but I think i will be leaving college a jaded, cynical young man. College is about nothing if not change.
As a side note, the lyrics I have started leading my entries with (c. The Dirty Epic) really have nothing to do with my entries, but are instead lines that have struck me as interesting in the past few days. I don't even know who St. Swithin is, although I may do some research.
Here's a Scottish joke.
Angus is wandering through the Highlands of Scotland, when he sees a lass laying in a valley. Angus says to himself, "I'm a Scot, and when we see something we want, we take it" So Angus starts shagging the woman.
He's been at a while when his freind Hamish comes along. Hamish says, "What are you doing Angus?!" Angus replies, "I'm a Scot, and when we see something we want, we take it!" Hamish answers, "I know this, but that lass is dead!"
Angus looks up and says, "Dead? I though she was English!"
*chirp, chirp*
When I start reading the news again, maybe I'll write something meaningful.
I'm Ken Feucht. Go Bruins.