"Share the Land" The Guess Who
Have you ever sat back and thought about the lyrics of those Vietnam era tunes? A lot of drug use going on then, methinks. Especially that "White Rabbit" tune. Ooh, that Gracie Slick was clever. Disguising your druggie talk with a children's story. Very sneaky.
But really, I like the idea of love for your brothers and sisters. Back then, it was the hater who was the square. Now, an intelligent, funny, good looking fellow with a few weird ideas can't get laid. Unless he's in a band.
Speaking of funny, here's a pair of completely unfunny jokes.
(Closed circuit to those near me: These are modified from their original version for maximum effect)
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's blue and shaped like a car?
A red bucket in a clever disguise.
Admit it. You snickered. Or giggled. Or chuckled. Maybe even tittered or chortled a bit. (Thank you Roget's Thesaurus)
Why is it, despite the fact that I am a bit worried about nuclear war between India and Pakistan, I don't really care if it happens? Does this make me a bad person? Frankly, I think I could use the excitement that only the threat of radiation poisoning can bring about.
By the way, check out the movie "About a Boy." It is funny and sweet without being overly sappy. Hugh Grant is surprisingly good as a man who cares nothing for other people. The sodding bastard.
I was talking about swearing the other day, and I realized that despite my propensity to cuss a blue streak when angry, I actually don't swear that often. In fact, I will use fairly tame words normally reserved for grandmothers and conservative Christians like "freakin'-A," "poppycock" and "gosh-darn-it" rather than the more conventional "fuckin-A," "bullshit" and "God damn it." The funny thing is, I really like to swear, especially when it can also count as blasphemy. I mean Jesus H. fucking Christ in a chickenbasket, what is going on here? Of course, I do say sunofabitch a lot, but, Hell, what's a man gonna do?
But if you are going to swear, try using "bugger." Most people won't get offended by it. At least not in the same way they are offended by "Fuck me in the ass," which means the same thing.
I hope the summer months find you all well. (You Southern Hemispherians can suck my Top-of-the-World Cock)
I'm Ken Feucht, and it's too freakin' cold in here.