Life is hard, life is hardest when you're dumb/ Why not sit back and smoke a bowl of opium?/ If being stupid is your fate/ Just relax, 'cause it's too late/ Life is hard, life is hardest when you're dumb.
- Austin Lounge Lizards, "Life is Hard"
Fuckin' A!
It has been forever since I wrote something here. I have found that as my free time increases, my actual activity decreses. So, left with only 3 credits and no job for the past two months, I did absolutely nothing. Cool, huh?

Now I have a job. While this in itself wouldn't have prompted my update, something more insidious has happened...

Due to some bad weather here in Minnesota (Which I blame on the Republicans because, well, I want to), I have lost television.

Take a deep breath.

Don't worry, I won't kill myself (Although my roommates might do well to bar their door). By the grace of the gods (and Network execs), tonight's lineup was, by and large, reruns. So I am missing nothing. Which makes everyone with whom I come in contact that much more fortunate.

So, anyway, with no TV (I do have beer, so no "something something (c. Homer Simpson)" to worry about), I am writing here.

I was out of the news business for a while, so I haven't been keeping up with current events as well as I should. Besides the crazy lady who killed her kids getting convicted (Thank the Gods), and the War (That Isn't a War for Purposes of Prisoners) Against (Dark Skinned) Terrorists, I can't think of anything to write about. So if you are reading this, it was a total waste of time.

To make up for this, I have a neat picture for you. Feel free to laugh.
I don't know about you, but God's agents of slaughter aren't very frightening. They're just, well, weird. I guess I would be running if I saw a couple of them coming at me. Or I'd try and figure out how exactly someone got the LSD into my system...

I'm Ken Feucht, and I'm going to condemn 5 kittens to death.
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