His "Deep Thoughts," as told on Saturday Night Live, are the proverbs of life.
(e.g. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget 'em man, because they're gone)
As goddess of chaos, she makes the world fun and exciting for eveyone, even non-believers.
No bullshit truth-teller, and host of "Politically Incorrect," St. Maher keeps the world in line with the truth. And tells idiots that they are such.
Elephant headed god of wisdom and luck, he beat out Athena in the wisdom area because he is pachydermal, and he covers two areas, keeping the number of supernatural beings to a minimum.
Of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." He is the guide we all want for an interstellar journey into the unknown, after our world is destroyed to create a highway.
It was a tough choice between saint and god for Loki. As a practical joker, he is unsurpassed, and my Neo-Viking friends would kill me if he was not a supreme being, so here he is.
(Note: Though he continually hits on Eris, Loki remains unfulfilled in the sexual frustration that surrounds the trickster. Keep an eye on your sisters)
Absolutely embodies the concepts of Discordianism, plus really enjoys "snuggling" with his consort, Marge.
Bringer of Discordianism to the masses. Will most likely bcome a God upon his passing from the world.
The destroyer and creator. Both are needed, I suppose. Besides, the poor guy's wife can be a real bitch in times of trouble.
