Due to the inability of our founding fathers to foresee automobiles, television and the internet, we still have the electrical College. Um, I mean Electoral.
You should know how this works. Oddly, many do not. A friend of mine from Nepal understands the Electoral College, and they don't teach American Politics in the Himalayas. He did say, however, he thought it was stupid.
"You mean someone can get the most votes and not win? Why?"
That's Democracy for you. Gore, Bush, who is it?
I stayed up all night to bring you this information. How sad of a life I have. I look worse than Ralph Nader after smoking a pound of Alamount Black. But I have some info.
Hillary Clinton is the first First Lady elected to national office. A dead man was elected to the Senate in Missouri. The Democrats picked up seats in the House and Senate, but didn't take over either. Medical marijuana and DOMA's were passed. Nader lost a whole lot of votes to Gore. A presidential candidate lost his home state. That is the saddest of all. Even Mondale (Where's the beef) won Minnesota. And my poll was off.
It looks like the Sean Poeschl voters threw away a sure victory to try and elect Gore. It may not have worked. Better luck next time, Sean. Keep licking those wounds and raising those zombies, bro.
It also seems that Florida, where this election will be decided, had some screw ups at the polls, giving Gore votes to Pat Buchanan. Oh, the horror! Can you imagine having voted for Buchanan. I'd probably commit ritual suicide with an aluminum can.
So, until someone is elected, there is still time to rise up and take over. Who's with me!!!
Hmmmm.
No one, huh? I understand.
Instead, let's get to work getting rid of the electoral college. Or, better yet, let's get it divided by congressional district, like in Maine. That way, we will be closer to having a democracy, and the people will once again be the true voice.
I'm Ken Feucht, and I'm going to bed now.