-"Turn" Travis
Now that that non sequiter is out of the way, Happy April Fool's Day! I was unable to prank anyone this year, as my prank monkey took his 3 weeks vacation starting last Saturday.
Sure enough, the Twins won today. That is no joke. The Minnesota Twins, the team that can't compete, beat the Royals 8-6 this afternoon. Come on, Bucky!
Driving needs to be greatly improved. Not other people's driving, but the act of driving itself. I drove a long way this weekend, at it was so boring I wanted to vomit. I need a CD player.
I just finished the first chapter of Michael Moore's new book, Stupid White Men and man is he a writer. Read it. I can only imagine it getting better.
For some reason, i am having trouble writing about events outside of myself. Hopefully I will get that ability back soon, or this will become a really boring blog.
I am now qualified to perform field sobriety checks. I will not, however, tell you how to pass them. So quit asking.
I think more people should start making up phrases that are interesting. If I hear anyone call something "tight" again, I will melt into a sticky, translucent goo.
About the lather thing. I tried to shave, and couldn't get any lather from my shaving gel. Then, I tried to shampoo my hair, and again, no lather.
Maybe it is an elaborate prank. We shall see...
I'm Ken feucht, and i've forgotten why I sign off by saying my name.