- Book of Apples 1:4
-Book of Apples 22:24
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| The Book of Apples | |||||||||||||
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| And it came to pass, that the apples,until time began again, would evesdrop upon those around them, and write all that they hear so that the wisdom shared around apples would be forever avaliable to those with the means to travel to the Dog star. - Book of Apples 1:4 |
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| Never trust an orange. -Book of Apples 22:24 |
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| The Book of Apples (not to be confused with the Book of the Golden Apple) is the sacred text of the Church of Kenfeuchtism. It contains all of the wisdom ever spoken around any apple ever in existance. These apples have spread their word down through the ages, at the behest of Eris Discordia. While the whole of the text is lost somewhere near the Dog star, Sirrius, much of the word of the apples have been given to me through various means of communication (mostly prank phone calls). If anyone knows how the original text can be recovered, don't tell anyone! If this is found, it would mean the end of Life as we know it. This is absolutely true. You can find much of the wisdom of the book throughout this web site. | |||||||||||||
| Warning!: Apples are not known for their objectivness. It may be in your best interest to check The Book of Oranges for additional information. It can be found just South of the Capital of Atlantis, in a grove of Kelp. | |||||||||||||
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