Congratulations! 
You have choosen to join the fastest growing church named after a Feucht ever!
You poor thing.
Joining is very simple.  Answer the following questions to the best of your ability.  Then E-mail them to me.  I will reply and tell you your position in the church.  It is really that easy.  No money down!
Some say it looks like me
"And the Monkey-Bear did say 'Allow myself to introduce...myself.'"
              The Book of Apples-5:23
1. Name
2. Date of Birth
3. Assumed Date of Death (if immortal, leave blank)
4. (un)Holy Name (Just make one up)
5. position Applied For (Again, just make one up)
6. Patron God(dess)(Needed as a personal reference)
7. Reason seeking this position? (be creative)
7 1/2.  Have you seen Being John Malkovich?
8. Are you a cabbage? (yes or no)
9. Would you consider being an undercover cabbage? (Aye or Nay)
10. Why am I asking about cabbages?
11. Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
12. Who told you that?
13. Unlucky
14. Name that tune
15. Attribute a movie quote to an Historical figure.  Be clever, and it may get posted.
16. Do you floss?
17. Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
18. x+y=?
19. How many questions have you answered so far?
20. Who is your favorite Discordian saint?
21. Why do you love llamas?
22. How many bowling balls does it take to knock down all of the fnords dancing on the head of a pin?
23. Why are there 23 questions in this application?
And so it came to pass, that the llamas and the shoggoths ate of the flesh of man...and it tasted like chicken.
                      - Book of Apples 2:3
That is it.  Send your answers to me, and I shall soon reply.
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