EWOKS DO NOT MAKE SUITABLE PETS!!!
Ewoks may seem like they would make a really cool pet, but that could be no further from the truth. Ewoks are wild animals and should not be kept as a pet. You might look at a baby ewok and think that they seem pretty cute. But that baby ewok grows up to become a foul tempered, spear throwing adult ewok, who will make an absoloute mess of your backyard and will probably try and cook any visitors you have. Ewoks are an endangered species and should be left alone to roam free on their home planet Endor so that they can make Star Wars spin off films and dance at barbeques. A far more suitable choice of pet would be Sea Monkeys. All you need is a bowl of water and the Magic begins!.
Ewoks have extremely short tempers!
Surgeons General Warning:
Taking Chubba's advice seriously, can be a health hazard!