| One day I met a boy. He had very faded hair which made me cringe, but nonetheless, we became friends. It all started in a dark dank ditch. We've had some good times, like floor pizza, and milkshake days. I love Drew cuzz I can tell him anything. Anything. And he'll never look at me funny or be a general pisshead. I wish I could just live in his basement forever and play mariokart with my feet and eat yummy Drew's mum food. In fact, I wish I could be part of his family. One day, Andrew, I will be a Jeglum man. One day... |