I do NOT claim any of these (or any other) logs as my own; in many cases it is just useful to show who was there etc ^_^
TakoFreakGod
nCrush tells you: k, i'll tell them to stop
oww
You tell Crush: i sent bits of log to quala, but hes logged off now
> thank crush very much
stop You thank Crush very much.
> fight
Stopping fight. Please wait.
> A large white dog arrives from the west.
You stop fighting someone.
tYou notice Selena nearby.
Selena follows you.
ell crush *them?
You ask Crush: *them?
> tellSelena mashes you with her sledgehammer.
Hp: -721 Gp: 221
crush ahTo the northeast, Revol Yinang shouts: anyone want a bottle of scumble
for $9
Bartok and a deadly fluffy hawk arrive from the west.
The deadly fluffy hawk tears a right index f
inger from corpse of TakoFreakGod
the Barbarian and begins eating.
You tell Crush: ah
> l
Someone says: WE MEET AGAIN.
***
Hunter says: im an assassin
You raise your middle finger and give Pepsi D'Man the bird.
Nabber Da'Vampyre points at Hunter.
You raise your middle finger and give Hunter the bird.
Pepsi D'Man grins at you.
Nabber Da'Vampyre asks: giving us the bird??
Hunter says: why
You ask Pepsi D'Man: Why are they after me, for one, innocent kill?
You ask: Do you want to help fight Pepsi then?
Nabber Da'Vampyre asks you: why??
Hunter says: why give us the bird
Pepsi D'Man tells you: Normally I would not give a rats ass. But you got
unlucky and picked the wrong PK I guess.
You say: What? Oh, I killed someone.
Nabber Da'Vampyre says: fight pepsi?? he is one of the hardest people on the
disc?? one hit and i will be ded
Hunter says: why give us the bird
***
You take a sliver off Kakarrot's anatomy with your thief's dagger.
Hp: 1719 (1719) Gp: 226 (227)
Your feet run away with you!
Hp: 1631 (1719) Gp: 226 (227)
Kakarrot misses you.
You yell: lag burst!
Nabber arrives from the north.
Kakarrot misses Nabber.
[gods] Nabber: HELP
[gods] Nabber: idiot
***
You yell: RAMMING SPEED!
> Queued command: ko sieben
> You prepare to shout "comon then ya bastard!" upon joining combat.
You lose LoveOfPishe's protection.
You shout: comon then ya bastard!
You prepare to attack Sieben the Froglok.
Queued command: concentrate on sieben
Queued command: crush sieben with hammer
g
Hecuba agrees wholeheartedly with Sieben the Froglok.
You notice Tzeentch nearby.
Tzeentch follows you.
Tzeentch catches you completely unawares!
Tzeentch stabs one of his thieves' daggers right through you.
Tzeentch neatly fillets you with one of his thieves' daggers.
Tzeentch neatly fillets you with one of his thieves' daggers.
Queued command: g
> You are now concentrating on Sieben the Froglok.
You prepare to crush Sieben the Froglok with the stone hammer.
Tzeentch slices one of his thieves' daggers into you.
Hp: 475 (1745) Gp: 172 (221)
Tzeentch stabs one of his thieves' daggers right through you.
Hp: 71 (1745) Gp: 172 (221)
Bloby leaves east.
Hecuba shouts: sdfslkjlskjf!
You are rocked by a bloodcurdling warcry!
You become flustered!
Hecuba moves aggressively towards you!
Hecuba crushes you with one of her wooden clubs.
Hp: -313 (1745) Gp: 175 (221)
Hecuba crushes you with one of her wooden clubs.
Hp: -625 (1745) Gp: 175 (221)
You no longer feel flustered.
Someone says: HELLO AGAIN.
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
You don't have any lungs, how can you shout?
Braindeed Rezner giggles.
Death says: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE A NUMBER, WE ARE BUSY TODAY.
pout
Hecuba beams brightly.
Sieben the Froglok says: dam
Malick d'Anarchist laughs.
You pout.
***
Sieben the Froglok mashes you with his sledgehammer.
Hp: 567 (1745) Gp: 134 (219)
Sieben the Froglok leaves south.
You notice Malick d'Anarchist nearby.
Malick d'Anarchist and Zimp the B'stard move aggressively towards you!
Zimp the B'stard misses you.
Zimp the B'stard misses you.
Spazin sighs.
You notice Nabber nearby.
Masked cheers enthusiastically.
Nabber and Tzeentch move aggressively towards you!
***
Tzeentch exclaims: NOT ALL AT ONCE!
Malick d'Anarchist parries one of Tzeentch's stilettoes with one of his boar
tusks.
Tzeentch runs Malick d'Anarchist through with one of his stilettoes.
Tzeentch hits Malick d'Anarchist.
Malick d'Anarchist's coat of jazerant armour absorbs some of the blow.
Malick d'Anarchist runs Tzeentch through with one of his boar tusks.
Malick d'Anarchist misses Tzeentch.
Malick d'Anarchist hits Tzeentch.
Tzeentch's solid blue robe absorbs most of the blow.
Malick d'Anarchist misses Tzeentch.
Tzeentch screams.
Gaz hits Tzeentch.
Tzeentch's pair of iron gauntlets absorbs most of the blow.
Gaz hits Tzeentch.
Tzeentch's solid blue robe absorbs all of the blow.
Gaz hits Tzeentch.
Tzeentch's solid blue robe absorbs all of the blow.
Gaz hits Tzeentch with his ukulele producing a cheerful ukulele-solo.
Tzeentch leaves west.
***
Criffs of Manetheren screams.
You take a massive overhead swing at Lanfear bringing your stone hammer
straight down on her.
You mash Lanfear with your stone hammer.
***
You take a massive overhead swing at Pepsi D'Man bringing your sledgehammer
straight down on him.
You mash Pepsi D'Man with your sledgehammer.
***
You notice Tzeentch nearby.
Tzeentch follows you.
You shout: AGGHHHH
Tzeentch says: bugger
You prepare to shout "comon then ya bastard!" upon joining combat.
You lose Harry's protection.
You shout: comon then ya bastard!
You prepare to attack Tzeentch.
You are now concentrating on Tzeentch.
Queued command: crush tzeentch with hammer
> Tzeentch's solid blue robe absorbs all of your blow.
Hp: 1745 (1745) Gp: 213 (221)
You miss Tzeentch.
Hp: 1745 (1745) Gp: 212 (221)
Tzeentch's solid blue robe absorbs most of your blow.
Hp: 1745 (1745) Gp: 211 (221)
Tzeentch stabs one of his thieves' daggers right through you.
Hp: 1363 (1745) Gp: 211 (221)
Tzeentch misses you.
1 tzeentch
You prepare to crush Tzeentch with the stone hammer.
> Wimpy set to 0%
Tzeentch leaves south.
> You notice Selena L'Femmes nearby.
Selena L'Femmes catches you completely unawares!
Selena L'Femmes mashes you with one of her wooden staves.
Selena L'Femmes mashes you with one of her wooden staves.
Selena L'Femmes hits you, but your fluffy cloak absorbs some of the blow.
Cannot find "tzeentch", no match.
Cannot find "tzeentch", no match.
Selena L'Femmes crushes you with one of her wooden staves.
Hp: 152 (1745) Gp: 181 (221)
Selena L'Femmes hits you, but your metal helm absorbs some of the blow.
Hp: -34 (1745) Gp: 181 (221)
Your divine protection expires.
Someone says: WE MEET AGAIN.
Malick d'Anarchist laughs.
Selena L'Femmes peers at you.
***
Ahriman tells you: Lets all be gay is rather excessive :P
***
Pepsi D'Man gets a sledgehammer from the corpse of TakoFreakGod the Barbarian.
Pepsi D'Man hefts a sledgehammer to see how much it weighs.
You point at Pepsi D'Man.
Pepsi D'Man starts to sell the sledgehammer to the shop.
You scream at Pepsi D'Man.
You emote: The ghost of TakoFreakGod the Barbarian goes into spasms.
You emote: The ghost of TakoFreakGod the Barbarian collapses on the floor and spews blood on Pepsi.
Pepsi D'Man completes selling something to the shop.
Pepsi D'Man smiles at you.
***
Nabber tells you: i do never want to group with you again
***
Avenga
You stab Mr Ralph Womblefluff again and again with your thief's dagger.
You take a sliver off Mr Ralph Womblefluff's anatomy with your thief's dagger.
Mr Ralph Womblefluff flings a nearby hammer toward the rack on the ceiling with
the last of his strength.
The hammer flies into the rack causing it to break!
Hammers, pot, frying pans, heavy balls and other assorted blunt materials come
showering down on your head!
You lose consciousness.
Ralph rifles through your pockets and neatly relieves you of all your money.
Ralph unceremoniously dumps you outside.
Mr Ralph Womblefluff tells you exclaiming: Thanks for the donation! I'm off to
the RetroConference!
***
(Playerkillers) Pon's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: bugger
the comfort , repeat the start:P
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying
that he sniggers
(Playerkillers) Kitiana's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
avenga doesnt know what a clit is
pk (Playerkillers) Kitiana's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
that's how this started
(Playerkillers) Avenga's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
Lanfear started it.
(Playerkillers) Pon's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: um i
started with DB on about blowing a car:)
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
when men and women are still babies in mummies tummy...
(Playerkillers) Bathoff's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
Oh, it's all clear now, eh Kit?
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
they both form a small appendage...
(Playerkillers) Pon's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: i ho
pe
one of you girls pointed in in the right place then:P
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying
that he taught all this in a biology lesson last year
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
what you have to go through to get a teaching qualification *sigh*
(Playerkillers) Avenga's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
teaching what?
(Playerkillers) Kitiana's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
apparently losing teeth and oral on a bmx
(Playerkillers) Pon's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: i had
a mad sex education teacher , was like whats it like orgasm then point at
ya expecting you to explain it in the class:P
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's
dagger, saying:
i wanted a PGCE
(Playerkillers) Avenga's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: Id
like to learn! ^_^
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying
that he is only stupid enough to teach at universities
(Playerkillers) Kili's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: Pon!
Wake up. What is an orgasm like. Demonsrate.
(Playerkillers) Kitiana's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: oh
god, mental pics *screams*
(Playerkillers) SilverFox's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying
that he really doesn't want to see Pon have an orgasm in front of him.
(Playerkillers) Pon's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: it was
like that :P she was only 25 or so and she was nice but it was all a bit
much for me:P
(Playerkillers) Wix's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: Did I
ever accuse you guys of being boring? I'd like to revert that comment :)
(Playerkillers) Kili's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: Heh.
We have people do this at RHPS all the time. =P
(Playerkillers) DefKnight's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
RHPS?
(Playerkillers) Kili's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: Rocky
Horror Picture Show.
(Playerkillers) Kili's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying that
he drags out his soapbox.
(Playerkillers) Slipstream's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
woo :)
(Playerkillers) Pon's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying: they
orgasm infront of you?
(Playerkillers) Dogbolter's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
Could be worse. You could have had an oral exam, like in French.
(Playerkillers) Kitiana's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
Yes pon, but just think you could have shocked the hell out of her if you
had attempted to start a circle jerk
(Playerkillers) Riverwind's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying
that he during sex has..lost 2 teeth, broken a toe and passed out
(Playerkillers) Kitiana's wispy voice comes from the thief's dagger, saying:
just imagine the shock value you lost out on *nods*
