Another Chav Bites The Dust(stu's parody of... hmm i wonder...)

A chav was walking down the street
With his cap pointing way up high
Aint no sound but the sound of phat beats
His nova ready to go

Are you trendy?Too trendy for this?
Has your cap got a vertical peak?
Out of school you learnt to speak
Proper bo like innit bruv

Chorus
Another chav bites the dust
Another chav bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another chav bites the dust
Hey i'm gonna disrespect you
Another chav bites the dust

How do you think you're gonna get along
When all you smoke is bongs?
You toke it for every day of the week
And greened out on your own

Are you trendy?roll your trousers high
And walk like u got a limp
Out of bazza like a pimp
Crashes his car right off the street

Chorus
Another chav bites the dust
Another chav bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another chav bites the dust
Hey i'm gonna disrespect you
Another chav bites the dust

Hey Oh take it - Bite the dust bite the dust Hey Another chav bites the dust Another chav bites the dust ow Another chav bites the dust he he Another chav bites the dust haaaa Ooh shoot up

There are plenty of ways that you can spot a chav
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can shoot him
You can diss his dad but he won�t know who that is
But he�s trendy, he�s got the trendiest shit
He�s the trendiest guy on the street
Dressed in burbery right down to his feet
Bowlin it to the sound of the beat

Chorus
Another chav bites the dust
Another chav bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another chav bites the dust
Hey i'm gonna disrespect you
Another chav bites the dust
Shoot up