Bling Blinger (stu's parody of "the jean genie")

A young trendy dropped out of school
He listened to garage cos he thought it was cool
Wore tracksuit bottoms and adidas trainers
Too many gold chains that boy just dont look right
Hangs with his chav mates, goes cruising at night
Poor little trendy

Chorus
Bling Blinger your mum was a chav
Bling Blinger you don't know your dad
Drinks white lightning he says proper bo
Bling blinger covered in gold


Looks like a white man but talks like he's black
He won't work he can't work he says he's got street smarts
He'll live off the state and get his own place
You'll see him on the tv,talks for ocean finance
With his chavette and six kids and burberry cap
poor little trendy

Chorus Bling Blinger your mum was a chav
Bling Blinger you don't know your dad
Drinks white lightning he says proper bo
Bling blinger covered in gold

He's so simple minded can't drive his orion
He turns on the neon and pumps up the bass line
Big up yourself Big up yourself


Chorus (repeat)
Bling Blinger your mum was a chav
Bling Blinger you don't know your dad
Drinks white lightning he says proper bo
Bling blinger covered in gold