Taco Bell

Why is this the best fast food chain mankind has created?  I'll tell you.  They use real dogs in their meat.  Those other fast food places like McDonalds Burger King and Wendy's choose to stick to cow meat for their products only Taco Bell uses real dogs in theirs.  When I bite into the lucious rump meat of a recently killed retriever my mouth just waters with delight.  In this world where increasingly people lose themselves from animals what better way to enjoy man's best friend then to have him as part of you? 

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