I found these friends
while scavaging around railroad tracks
and other places
Beware what this Republican will do to your children.
Don't worry!  His smell does not acompany his picture.
Steven Bogden
Alexander Boyatt
I found this smelly Virginian swaggering drunkenly around the railroad tracks.  But when I tasted the food he gave me I was disgusted!  It was Brittish.  I instantly jumped on him and ate his flesh instead.
I was wandering around an affluent neighborhood when I chose a large house at which to beg.  I was met by this Republican who told me of my uselessness in society and how my only purpose in that area was as a gardener.  Angry, I quickly left.
2nd cousin of sir freeky and I'm a dumb blond asshole.
Rumors are he is still alive.
Todd Hooters
Jesse Grant
I found this punk looking Jew, wandering around aimlessly like I was on a street.  Then he came and asked me for money.  What the hell?  I'm the one thats supposed to be poor.  Bewildered I walked away. I found this Dutch boy sitting on the side of the road with his finger in a large dyke.  After asking him for a scrap of food he brought me a sign from Dunkin Donuts.  Thanks Dutch Boy!
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