| I found these friends while scavaging around railroad tracks and other places |
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| Steven Bogden | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Alexander Boyatt | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I found this smelly Virginian swaggering drunkenly around the railroad tracks. But when I tasted the food he gave me I was disgusted! It was Brittish. I instantly jumped on him and ate his flesh instead. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I was wandering around an affluent neighborhood when I chose a large house at which to beg. I was met by this Republican who told me of my uselessness in society and how my only purpose in that area was as a gardener. Angry, I quickly left. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Todd Hooters | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jesse Grant | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I found this punk looking Jew, wandering around aimlessly like I was on a street. Then he came and asked me for money. What the hell? I'm the one thats supposed to be poor. Bewildered I walked away. | I found this Dutch boy sitting on the side of the road with his finger in a large dyke. After asking him for a scrap of food he brought me a sign from Dunkin Donuts. Thanks Dutch Boy! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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