| Top Ten Reasons Why It's Good to Be Mexican |
| Reason #10 |
| Reason #9 |
| Reason #8 |
| Reason #7 |
| Reason #6 |
| Reason #5 |
| Reason #5 |
| Reason #3 |
| Reason #2 |
| Reason #1 |
| You're not Irish |
| A can of beans can mean dinner for your family, for a week. |
| George W. Bush pretends to like you. |
| When they beat you, you can tell that they really care |
| In Texas and California you are the unofficial majority |
| Your illiteracy is matched by those who serve you |
| the whip marks on your back get to be your own personal symbol of pride |
| You're not Italian |
| Just like Willie Nelson, you don't pay taxes (and are dirty) |
| You have contacts in 48 states (we don't reside in Wyoming and Alaska) |