| Top Ten Reasons Why It's Good Not to Be Mexican |
| Reason #10 |
| Reason #9 |
| Reason #8 |
| Reason #7 |
| Reason #6 |
| Reason #5 |
| Reason #5 |
| Reason #3 |
| Reason #2 |
| Reason #1 |
| When you cross the border you are able to move your legs and don't have to breath in fumes from the paint truck in front of you |
| When stopped by a cop they ask questions before pistol whipping you. note: also applies to blacks |
| George W. Bush tips you better and actually likes you instead of pretending |
| You can get farther in the business world then being a lieutenent busboy at the the el marchareechi restaurant nearby. |
| You don't count for three fifths of a person in southern states |
| You might be able to read this list |
| You've probably never had to experience doing manual labor for over 40 years of your life |
| You won't smell like shit the way I do |
| The three most feared letters are IRS not INS |
| Have more then $1.64 in your pocket at one time |