What to do if I die: All of these things should be done if I die. None are jokes, I am totally serious. I will be buried in my SOU singlet. I will have on my neon and orange wrestling shoes and a neon yellow and hot pink suit, like a three piece. If I am able to have an open casket, then my back hand will be raised with the �devil� or �rock on� sign. My mom should sell all of my music shit for the money. All of my Swiss wrestling stuff goes to my brother, Shane Richman, Jerry, and Nate Holdener. All of my collegiate or freestyle stuff goes to SOU wrestlers and Toro wrestlers. I think if one of my teammates died, I would want something to remember all the hard workouts and tough times we shared. My friends get most of my drawings, along with my mom and family. The music will be not churchy crap. At my funeral, rock songs and my favorite songs will be played. Even Cyndi Lauper and Ozzy. No one has to dress up if they don�t want too. There will be a bar on site serving drinks. Everyone must take a drink for me. They will be serving Monarch. The service will be a retelling of my life, because it is funny as hell. Some people can piece together a biography. Then everyone who has to get up and tells stories. It should be noted that this section can take a long time. There should be like pictures of me and my friends hanging out and me doing funny shit in the background. Whoever gets up and tells a story gets a free drink. It should be said that a message from my grave is that everyone keeps in touch and hangs out more. There should be a set bar or party for that night that everyone is invited too. Then it will be said that a message from my grave is that if anyone skips, I will be pissed. After everyone laughs, it will then be said that I noted everyone would laugh, but that I was dead serious. The person must make hand quotations when they say �dead serious.� Also, it should be said that I said to make the quotations. This service should be pretty much like a big party, not a funeral. After the service I want my shoes and singlet removed. They will be burned, and the ashes are to be mixed into the SOU wrestling mat cleaner, and mopped on the mat one last time. I know that is sick, so whoever does it, don�t say anything to the team. After that, just remember that I love all of you and keep rocking.
