what 1600 dollars could have gotten holt: $1600 / $7.50 per bottle of monarch = 213 bottles $1600 / approx 2k (...price of braces) = heathers new smile $1600 / $150 (...price of shoes simmons lost .. supposedly) = about 11pairs (...in reality 800 pairs) $1600/ ($3 *?) ... the average amount matt stiffs me when he owes me money = might be even $1600/($25 per tank *2 trips)=32 trips to GP to drop off heather $1600 = maybe a replacement tooth $1600 / $30 = 53 pairs of clean sheets $1600/$11 = 145 pairs of crows $1600 / $200 (...price of his car) = 8 pieces of shit