| You Had to Be There Well, I was (or at least a friend of mine was). Some of the funniest things ever said. |
| While testing out Troy's mountain bike: Q: Is there any way to keep this shock from bottoming out? A: Well, it's a function of diet and exercise. |
| At a Colorado St. vs. U of U game: CSU Fan: I'd rather F*** my dad than go to the U! Troy: Well, I see you've made your choice |
| While talking to a roommate: Mark: I'm just too out of shape... Dave (interrupting): Baby! Round IS a shape! |
| An Ex-Girlfriend talking to my roommate: GF: Do you know how mad I was? Ryan: Seven? |
| While exiting a casino in Las Vegas, NV: Stranger: What time is it? Kyle: Local time? |
| Upon returning from a Chili's bathroom: Mark: I was just looking in the mirror and realized; I am one handsome Mother F***er Kyle: I'm going to have to take a look at that mirror. |
| Upon returning from the same Chili's bathroom: Kyle: I just looked in the mirror and realized; I too am one handsome Mother F***er |
| Upon discovering a laughing soldier at chow: DS Crabtree: Private WHAT are you doing? PFC Landrigan: Nothing Drill Sergeant DS Crabtree (shaking): Just sit there and (pause) drink your (frustrated pause) food! |
| In response to his wife's attempt to be nice: Troy: Face it rachel, I have a big nose and Mark is fat. That's just the way it is. |
| At a U of U vs. Arizona game: Mark: Why don't you go home and F*** a cactus! |
| While attempting to follow instructions from the computer: Ann: Hey Pat. Where's the "Any" key? (yes, it really happened) |
| In response to disparaging remarks about his new "clubbing" shirt: Red: I got lot's of compliments on my shirt tonight. Kyle: From who? Red: Brandi, Marni, Crystal... Mark: (interrupting) Strippers!?! You got compliments from strippers Red? I can't imagine why they'd say nice things about your shirt? |