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Hitchin' A Ride
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Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour.
Say oh no.
Do you break for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well.
The well that inebriates the guilt.
1, 2.
1, 2, 3, 4. 
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
Fermented salmonella poison oak no 

Troubled times, you know I cannot lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride. 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, I say
Shit!