"Put some knives on it!"

The Dirty Dickster himself

Also known as: Benedict Salem.
Favorite Characters (of all time): Ivan Drago, Judgement, Mole, Spider.
Favorite PCs (of all time): Koryn, Epic, Tommy Guns, Papa Shango.
Favorite NPCs (of all time): Hellchild, Ningal, Creeper, Sabertooth, the Great OZ
Most Hated: Mojo-Gath, Jekyll, Epitaph, Rattler
Favorite game type: Goin to D block!
Fuck it factor: 4
Favorite align: Chaotic Neutral
CDM Survival: 50% (I'm the only one I can speak for)
Strengths: Strong leadership ability.  Good with skill & magic based characters.
Flaws: Greedy. Gets drunk while playing. Cursed with bad 20 siders on saves.
Greatest Moments: Passing hero test with mole, Passing IR test with    the old shape shift psionics trick.
Biggest fuck ups: Shooting Deathnaught with a crossbow. Picking a   fight with Hellchild. Telling Abyss to fire-bomb the paint factory.
Favorite lines: "Who's this turd?"  "I'd put knives on it."  "I aint even there."
Status: Remotely Active (at the moment)

Comments (By Brian): Doug's the  player a campaign HAS to have to stay interesting. He's ingenuitive, creative and inspired.  With the insight of a DM and the passion of a player, he makes a dangerous combo for someone. He roleplays all types of Characters well, and isn't stingy with his artistic ability to render scenes and characters on paper. The very fact that this website is online is testimony to his love for the game, and that he has way too much time on his hands. This Dougs for you.