By "That Damn Critic" Phil McKrakin

Welcome to the Weekly Critic. My name is 'That Damn Critic' Phil McKrakin and I am the resident critic over here at The Dirt Sheet. A little run down on my column.. Well.. basically.. once a week.. I'll be writing critisim about one particular wrestler.. weather it be from the National Professional Wrestling Alliance.. The Email Wrestling Federation or the New York State Wrestling Federation.. Anyone and everyone are targets in the eyes of The Critic. As you will probably find out in the future.. not many people are going to like what is said about them in this column.. but hey.. what is wrestling without controversy right? But on a side note.. everything I say in this column.. should not be taken to heart.. because they are simply the views of one man.. me.. 'That Damn Critic' Phil McKrakin. And now.. the very first victim..

Grady is supposed to be one of the greatest wrestlers the circuit has ever seen. He has many glowing acolades.. many world titles from all over the place.. and a record that is as close to perfect as you'd like.. But does that stop the glamour boy turned old prune from proving to the world how big a coward he is? Deffinatly not.. One would think.. with a record like that.. and with skill unmatched by many and matched only by a few.. he wouldnt need to hide behind his cronies in Dark Force Rising right? Wrong.. thats exactly what he does.. each and every hour of each and every day.. Hell.. if it wasnt for his little chummm-P Marcus Hailey.. Smith wouldnt have that World title anymore would he? So I guess we have established motive.. Grady Smith is a coward and he knows he needs help to retain his title.. so he sets up intricate little ploys to fool his opponents.. but what Grady has got to learn is.. IT WONT ALWAYS WORK! Someone out there.. is going to see through your plot and they are going to throw it back in your face Grady.. Why dont you get a set and win your matches without the outside interference? Is that do difficult? Or is your trick hip playing up again? Ever heard of retirement Grady? Think about it.. could do you a world of good.. Hell.. you retired would do the wrestling industry a world of good.. We'll be left with one less geriatric to watch wrestling in lackluster and.. if you will excuse my french.. fucking boring main events for World titles that are quickly losing their value thanks to people like Grady Smith holding them. I myself am finding it increasingly difficult to sit through yet another Grady Smith/Jack Daniels main event world title match.. I know for a fact that alot of the arm-chair champions out there are getting sick and tired of it.. Come on.. Who wants to see Smith Vs Daniels #4535.. its like watching a bad re-run of Three's Company.. And No.. I'm not critisising the skills of Jack Daniels.. Grady Smith consistantly stinks the place up and wrestles bad matches.. Why? Because he is to old for wrestling.. and he is a coward.. The NPWA presidnet Angela Chang should be ashamed of herself for booking this sagging, talent-less champion in the main event of her biggest weekly show.. She should know better than that.. Grady Smith doesnt belong in wrestling anymore.. Maybe he could find himself a nice desk job.. or go into Amway.. I'm hearing good things about that.. But please.. PLEASE.. Dont let Grady Smith back in that ring.. One more match and I may just find myself paying my respects to the porclain god..

This is Phil McKrakin saying thank you very much.. for jack shit Grady Smith.. stay off my damn television!

Next Week.. The self proclaimed 'Immortal' Marcus Hailey. Whats with him?

Have a shity day people..

'That Damn Critic' Phil McKrackin