Storm Watch
By Jonathan Storm
Hey gang...it's your old buddy Stormster.� I tend to stick to writing one of these things a week.� Not the case this time.� I guess I found myself with some extra time.
Anyways, to start...F*ck you.� They know who they are...they know why too.� That's about it on that matter...I won't spend a whole column bashing said ingrate.
I wanted to hype up the big tag tournament coming up.� I found a partner out of this "circuit".� His name is Michael Trey.� Not many of you know about the guy, but he's one of the best guys you've never heard of.� I'm proud to have this guy as my partner in the upcoming tournament.� So you heard it here first.� The Lost Boys.� Remember that.
Congrats to my boy Sean Boden.� The man's a freakin' beast, as he just beat Nukeman for the EWA Hardcore Title.� He bumps like mad, and I can't wait to see him defend against Phoenix Dark this weekend.
Anyone seen Alex Haven recently?� Man, he fell off the face of the earth.� Oh yeah, that's right.� He's a columnist for the Dirtsheet now.� Nice to have him aboard.
So...everyone keeps asking me if the NOTHING/Storm feud is over.� Yeah, it's pretty much dead.� Or is it?� You guys need to watch NYSWF TV to see it.� Ignore Camel and listen to The Impact.� Don't tape it.� You can't beat the action we got...so where's my endorsement check, Corey?
I'll have something next week more interesting...maybe a column for ya'll to get to know Michael.� Or even another guy you should know.� Chris Davison.� Until next week, it's...
~Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease~
Jonathan "The IMPACT" Storm
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