No, this is NOT Backstage Pass.

To all you loyal Dirtsheet readers, and even those of you who simply use our publication to line your birdcages, take note: the Dirtsheet is OFFICIALLY on hiatus until September of 2001.

With staff issues including, but not limited to, Steve's lack of time, Joe's lack of time, and my own lack of time, along with a dearth (that's a lack of something, to you not-so-literate ones) of written articles not written by... well, me, it has been impossible to keep on top of the situation in the EWA, NYSWF, and elsewhere. While I would love to write about the Invasion and its ramifications, as well as the SHOCKING MTT2 Finals (well, they were shocking to me, anyway), I simply do not have the time, nor the manpower to do it myself.

As of this instant, the Dirtsheet is looking for new staff. If you are interested in writing for the Dirtsheet, and are willing to put in the time and effort necessary to keep it afloat (and that means a good hour or two of work EVERY WEEK), please e-mail me at [email protected] or e-mail the Dirtsheet directly at [email protected].

We will return in September, with information on the gag reel we've been talking about, as well as a report on... yes, it's coming... the as-of-yet unnamed cross-promotional NYSWF/EWA Pay-Per-View. Oops! I've said too much!

Hehe... just kidding. Well, about the saying too much thing, anyway.

Camel out... for two months.