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TNSM: One on One with Sean Boden



by The Not-so Silent Minority


In this Edition TNSM sat down with Sean Boden for a one on one interveiw! Here's the word for word transcript! Enjoy!

The Not So Silent Minority: Good evening and welcome to the latest edition of The Not So Silent Majority. Tonight we have one of the very hottest wrestlers on the planet, right now. So give it up forr Sean Boden, the reigning Ewa Hardcore Champion and perhaps soon to be The first NPWA Hardcore Champ. Welcome Sean, thanks for coming.

Sean Boden: Of course, not a problem.

The Not So Silent Minority: What's the status with you and Zero. You any close to finding the answers to your little problem?

Boden: Well, I'll be taking a little trip to the land of beer and Nazis in the next week or so, hopefully that'll clear up everything... other than that, I'm still in the same place I started in, besides a few scrapes, scars, and internal injuries.

The Not So Silent Minority: You seem deadset on finding a cure to what ails you, so to speak...and dead you could very well end up messing with The Dead Soul.. but I'm curious any fear that The Four Part Disharmoney might be what seperates you from all the rest and that if you do find the answers and the cure that you won't be able to do the things you have done so well as of late?

Boden: Well, the stuff I've done recently I've done on my own, with no help from the three... visitors in my head. If you ask me, they're just taking up space, space that could easily be used toward something a lot more productive than... well, them.

The Not So Silent Minority: I'm certainly no expert on multible personalities but it has occured to me, that how are you not sure that one of those personalities isn't running rampant right now and you just arent aware of it?

Boden: When it comes down to it, all of the personalities know of each other's existence. It's normal in an MPS case like this. Does that answer your question?

The Not So Silent Minority: Don't get all snide with your remarks with me, Boden. I'm getting sick and damn tired of people thinking they can take liberties with me. Show me some damn respect, kid. As for if you answered my question or not, I guess you did. But I have a question of my own to pose, if I may? What is your current relationship with one Corey Collins?

Boden: Cool it, pal... I was seriously asking if that answered your question, no need to get hot with me... that is, unless you ENJOY traction... and from the looks of past interviews, that's exactly how it appears. As for Collins, I was unaware we had a relationship, tell you the truth... he seems to be ignoring me right now... but that will change very shortly.

The Not So Silent Minority: You have something good planned for Collins? C'mon tell us, the world is your stage, Sean. don't keep us all waiting. What are your plans and when will they happen?

Boden: I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do, but I will say this: after a year and 9 months in the wrestling business, and having gotten one World Title shot total, it's time. And after this week, I will have all the cards in my hand, and Collins will be FORCED to pay attention.

The Not So Silent Minority: (rolling eyes before speaking) Hey Boden? You ever heard of earning your shots? Over the last few years aside from the past few weeks, your losses have rivaled The Chicage Bulls..and yet you want these World Title Shots to just materialize for you? What a joke.

Sean Boden: Right, right, earning my shots... let's see... I've beaten the current NPWA World Champion and five-time NYSWF World Champion, I've got more wins than the current champ has had matches, and I've beaten every current NYSWF Champion. Learn the facts before you start spouting off about earning anything.

The Not So Silent Minority: And you've lost more times than Madonna had had sex.. but moving on, what are your thought on yourmatch with the Ewa Heavyweight Champion Raven and why it isn't title vs title?

Boden: My match with Raven, huh? You wanna know why it isn't title vs. title? Because Gates doesn't want his champion shown up, like I did to Kanyon. There's no question that I can and will defeat Raven this week, because, truthfully, Raven is no more than a joke. Seriously, he got lucky against Cash last week, and he got swerved by Cash and Daniels the week before... if that doesn't show a lack of intelligence, or talent for that matter, I don't know what does.

The Not So Silent Minority: 21 months in this business and not one world title, that has to be some sort of a record. Now then, what are your thoughts about your NPWA match. Those are six tough hombres, you will be facing in Texas at the Pay Per View. Any illusions of granduer going through that brain of yours? Or is there not any space left for any original thoughts in there what with how crowded your brain already is?

Boden: (waves him a little closer, leaning forward) You'd best watch what you say from here on in... I've killed before, and I have no qualms taking an underqualified interviewer to the great big set in the sky. As for the Hardcore Title match, yeah, it'll be tough, if only because of the sheer volume of competitors involved. The only person I'm really looking out for is Azmyth... he's shown quite a bit of talent in the past few weeks, although I don't think it's going to be quite enough to scrape the win over me.

The Not So Silent Minority: With your record you should be worried about getting your ass whooped by the Girl Shouts or even the Olsen Twins, or are the Olsen Twins even too lopsided for you? As for your threats, I warned you...

(Gets right in his face and Sean stands up. The Not So Silent Majority goes for a kick to the stomach and a failed attempt at a Stone Cold Stunner and lands up flat on his ass.)

Boden: You were saying? (picks him up off the ground by his shirt lapels, straightening them out for him) Maybe you should watch where you're going.

( Dusting himself off, he gets back into the chair he was sitting in, before and is relatively no worse for the wear, save the fact that he is beat red in the face, due to the humbling experience. He takes a drink of his glass of water, fans his face and then begins to speak a few moments later. )

The Not So Silent Minority: Thanks for being such a gentleman, I umm slipped on accident. I'd like to end this interview with a umm game if you are interested. I name a person or thing and you pop off with the first thing that comes into your pee bra.. (stops himself in mid sentence and corrects himself) the first thing that comes to your mind, you blurt out. Does that sound ok to you, sir?

Boden: Long as you don't slip, I think I can handle that.

The Not So Silent Minority: Ok here goes nothing...

Duane Gates?

Boden: Great mind, no faith in his champions.

The Not So Silent Minority: Long Island Slime Core?

Boden: Good friends of mine, and they're here in the studio today. You're lucky they're not paying attention.

The Not So Silent Minority: Angela Chang and Michael Simurda?

Boden: A little too into themselves for their own good.

The Not So Silent Minority: Goths?

Boden: Cannon fodder.

The Not So Silent Minority: The Dead Soul Zero?

Boden: Freedom.

The Not So Silent Minority: 'The Colonel" Sean Sanders?

Boden: Good guy, possibly the only person crazier than I am, though.

The Not So Silent Minority: Dark Messiah ?

Boden: The most overrated man in wrestling. And, come Saturday, a marked man.

The Not So Silent Minority: The Mimic?

Boden: Don't even.

The Not So Silent Minority: Chaos?

Boden: A state of increasing disorder.

The Not So Silent Minority: Rage?

Boden: A useless emotion.

The Not So Silent Minority: Corey Collins?

Boden: A good guy, a little disenchanted, and not the best business man in the world.

The Not So Silent Minority: And lastly, Sean Boden?

Boden: Long overdue for some recognition.

The Not So Silent Minority: Wrong-o! The correct answer would be either...
Scrub!
or
Loser!

Boden: I got one for you... the Not-So-Silent Minority? (As he starts to answer, Boden grabs him around the throat) Wrong. The answer is...

(He tosses him into a chair, and waits for him to start to get up... he turns him around, and WRATH! Good god, he's gonna break the man's neck!)

Boden: Silenced.

(He pulls back hard on that word, and drops him to the floor! He steps over the limp body, and walks away...)

Boden: Fuckin' guy... what the hell was he thinking?

( Fade to well black)




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