The Not so Silent Minority

The Not So Silent Minority: Welcome to the initial edition The Not So Silent Minority. Tonight, we are lucky to have a legend in this circuits history, in the house. Welcome Chris Kanyon and thanks for coming and agreeing to do this interview in this such a troubling time.

Chris Kanyon: Thanks much. Yeah, things aren't exactly as I'd want them to be right now. My wife's still in a coma, but I wanted to thank all the fans out there who have sent in their well wishes...it means a lot to us.

The Not So Silent Minority: Chris, how are you going to be able to wrestle in the mindset that you are in now. I saw your interview you conducted in the past week, and this is a totally different Kanyon than we are all used to seeing. Going up against a veteran like Matt Hoffman this quickly could be a big mistake, have you thought ahbout postponing the match and focusing on being at your wife's side, when you will be wrestling instead? And by the way, I am sure your well wishes to your wife mean alot to the fans> I personally hope that she gets well quickly.

Chris Kanyon: Well, to answer your first question, I guess even I can't answer that one. I have no idea what kind of mindset I'm going to be in come the match with Matt Hoffman on Malice. I know it the last week though since the accident, if you can call it that, I've had a lot of time to just sit there and think...to focus on the things that are most important, and to remember just why I started in this business to begin with. And I thought back to when I started this sport, and all I wanted to do was just succeed. And now...that's still all I want to do, but the rules have changed...and so has the game. So considering what's happened, the fun has been taken out of this. Expect to see Chris Kanyon in the ring, just doing one thing and that's wrestling. No jokes, no games, just step by step, move by move, decimation of whoever's in front of me.

The Not So Silent Minority: I for one am so Glad you said that, no more jokes, thank GOD, because you never were that funny anyways, Chris. As far as games are concerned, I think Matt Hoffman is going to play you like an accordian this week, what do you think of that, Kanyon?

Chris Kanyon: I think that's why you're sitting over there in your K-Mart special suit, looking like a supreme jackass. And I think that if you so much as even move the wrong way one time, you'll be eating that chair, not sitting in it. And I think that's why you don't wrestle, and I do...because I'm pretty sure the Girl Scouts I just bought cookies from this morning could take you out in under two minutes. So let's hope Matt Hoffman has the same point of view as you do...that way, you'll both be in for one rude awakening. Oh, and just try and see if I'm joking about that one son.

The Not So Silent Minority: * initially very visibly shaken by Chris Kanyon's threats, but tries hard to hide it as he start to speak his mind* If Matt Hoffman has half the success that Marcus Haily had with you, last week in that club, he's going to wipe his ass with your head. As far as your threats go, I'd suggest you focus your attention on answering my questions, and not making yourself look like a complete idiot with your two dollar responses to my five dollar questions, jackass.

Chris Kanyon: Oh really? C'mere for a second, let me let you in on a little secret...*Kanyon grabs him by his tie and smacks him in the back of the head, as he falls out of his chair onto the floor* What the hells the matter with you? Didn't your mother teach you any manners at all? And since you're blind, you all ready would have known that I beat Marcus Hailey...everyone in that bar saw it, as did everyone on Television that night. And as for my state of mind, the last time I decided I was going to ruin someone...well, just ask that fool Haywood Jublome what happened to him after 60 minutes what it's like. He got his ass kicked in, and this is just the start of a new chapter. "And let's not forget Erik Draven either...ask him what it feels like when I've decided to quit playing around." So, if you'd like to sit your five dollar ass down before I make change and speak to me in a polite tone, I just might consider not using you to wax my new car.

The Not So Silent Minority: *dusting himself off as he gets to his feet, while his face is red, with emberessment and his eyes look bloodshot with fury as he sits down and focuses his anger as he begins to speak.* Well lookie here, a few choice words and Chris loses it. Your hero can't even take a few little not so flattering comments by a broadcast journalist and yet you all expect him to compete in the squared circle under diress? Please. The man is trying to fight the good fight, but it's a impossible quest. Hell the man doesn't even know which way is up, one comment he says no more jokes, no more games, and then the very next comment he is making cracks at me.. Now who looks like an idiot, Chris?

Chris Kanyon: Let me ask you something. How would you like to become the Silent Majority?

* Really shaken at that last comment, he starts to get to his feet and slowly walks toward the door as he turns around, feeling safe and secure, for now at least he faces Chris Kanyon and begins to speak in a mocking tone. *

The Not So Silent Minority: I think you needn't focus on me, and my comments, you have already made yourself look like a marter... as far as the silent majority, isn't that what we should call your wife and possibly you if Venom gets a hold of you again?

Chris Kanyon: *getting this sick grin on his face* Weeeeeeeell, last time I saw Venom, he was kissing the floor. And the last time we saw you....*Kanyon quickly lunges forward, and grabs the man before he can run, and plants him with The Flatliner* Yup, you and Venom can share the same hospital room. I'll bet he'll love your wit. But really, let's continue with the interview shall we?

*Kanyon puts the microphone down to his face, pretending to talk for him* But what about Venom? What about your wife?

Chris Kanyon: Damn, you're a broken record ain't you? Last time jackass, so let's get it straight. Venom...you're as good as dead. My wife? She'll make it back...she has to, because she's strong. And as for myself? I'm the last person you need to worry about. What every last one of you out there needs to worry about is yourselves. Hoffman is just the start...and it ends with Venom. Stand in front of me, and you go home with a broken neck...just that simple. I warned everyone a long time ago, I can only be pushed so far. And Venom...now you've done that. So let me give you these partings words. A little message that someone wanted to me to give to you, and I take great delight Venom in letting you know. Starting right now...

YOUR EVENT'S OVER!!!

Now, someone come and scrape this miserable human being up off the floor in front of me before he starts stinking the joint up. *And with that, Kanyon leaves*