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Welcome to my mind. Here I will share the wonderful and strange thoughts I have each and every day.
- Nov. 18, 2002
Where do Latin words come from?
- Nov. 19, 2002
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
- Nov. 20, 2002
What's the opposite of opposite?
- Nov. 21, 2002
Why is the blackboard green?
- Nov. 22, 2002
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
- Nov. 23, 2002
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
- Nov. 24, 2002
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
- Nov. 25, 2002
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
- Nov. 26, 2002
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Nov. 27, 2002
Why are boxing rings square?
- Dec. 2, 2002
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
- Dec. 3, 2002
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Dec. 4, 2002
Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, doesn't he have a girlfriend?
- Dec. 5, 2002
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
- Dec. 6, 2002
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
- Dec. 9, 2002
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
- Dec. 10, 2002
If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
- Dec. 11, 2002
What happens to all those lost thoughts?
- Apr. 1, 2003
If the world were to revolve around somebody, they'd have to be on the sun. That wouldn't be much fun...
- Jan. 10, 2004
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
- Jan. 11, 2004
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- Jan. 12, 2004
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
- Jan. 13, 2004
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
- Jan. 14, 2004
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Jan. 15, 2004
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
- Jan. 16, 2004
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
- Jan. 17, 2004
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Jan. 18, 2004
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
~Andrew Kelley~
