Women Jokes .Why are women similar to a tropical hurricane ?
A.When they arrive they're wet and warm, when they leave they take your house and car.
Submited by MeQ Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A. To see wat was on the other side.
Submited by SiQ: Why don't blondes water ski?
A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.
Submited by MeQ: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!
Submited by MeQ: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Submited by MeQ. How do you know if a blonde is dating another blonde?
A. Her belly button is all black and blue.
Submited by MeQ: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?
A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.
Submitted by AshtonQ : What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A : Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone
Submitted by AshtonQ: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her .
Submitted by Ashton
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Submitted by Ashton
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.
Submitted by Ashton
Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave snail trails whilst moving.
Submited by MeQ: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Submitted by AshtonQ: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too
