One Liner Jokes
Q.If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A.2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
Submited by Me
Q.What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?
A.Kermit the frogs finger.
Submited by MeQ. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A. There's one less drunk at the funeral.
Submited by LankSadam has been found in wales shagging sheep when questioned he said they where islambs.
Submited by LankYou think your unlucky imagine your a siemese twin your straight your brothers gay hes got a date comin over tonight an theres only one arse hole.
Submitted by GazI phoned the chinese the other day i said "do you deliver" the man replied "no. jus chicken an lamb".
Submited by MeYour so slow you lost to Gareth Gates in a game of snap!
Submited by MeFather said laughter was the best medicine .......... Thats why we all died of Tubelercosus.
Submited by Rushton
So you think your life is Bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
you only get laid once
you only get eaten once
It takes 4 min to get hard and
2 min to get soft
you have to share a box with 11 other guys
and the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother.
Submited by MeOne snowman says to the other snowman, "Can you smell carrot?"
Submited by RushtonTwo blondes walked into a bar .... OUCH
