Baby/Peadophilic Jokes What's more fun than hanging a baby on a spinning clothes line?
Stopping it with a cricket bat.
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What's red and sits in the corner screaming?
A peeled baby in a cot of salt.
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What's black and taps on windows?
A baby in the oven.
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Q. Wats red and in the corner?
A. A dead baby
Q. Wats green an in the corner?
A. The dead baby three months later
Submited by MeQ. Wats 14 inches, blue and makes a women cry?
A. Cotdeath
Submited by MeQ. Wats blue and orange at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A. A baby with defalted arm bands.
Submited by MeQ. Wats red and shiney on top and walks in to walls?
A. A baby with a fork in its head.
Submited by MeQ. Wats funnier than a baby?
A. A dead baby
Q. Wats funnier than a dead baby?
A. A dead baby in a clown suit
Q. Wats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
A. A jewish dead baby in a clown suit
Q. Wats funnier than a jewish dead baby in a clown suit?
A. Nothing at all.
Submited by SeexQ. Wats the good thing about having sex with 24 yr olds?
A. Theres 20 of them.
Submited by MeQ. Whats worse than leaving your kids at Micheal Jacksons house?
A. Lettin Lee Hughs drive them to school.
Dunno someone on the bus :SQ.whats even worse than letting lee hughes drive ya kids 2 skool?
A. letting ian huntley give them a bath.
Submitted by SiThe tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
Submited by MeMicheal Jacksons sons just been born an Micheal arrives at the hospital he sees the mother an his son. The docter says "congratulations your a father" and then as hes about to leave the room Micheal says "So how long till we can have sex?" the doctor replies "I'd wait till hes atleast 4 or 5".
Submited by MeQ. How do you get 10 babies in a coffin?
A. A blender.
Q. How do you get them back out?
A. Doritoes.
Submited by MeMicheal Jackson has been arresseded. In his kitchen they found class A drugs, in his bathroom they found class B drugs and class 5C in his bedroom.
Submited by GazMicheal Jacksons favourite film is .... Home Alone with Macauly Mulcin.
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A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.
The teacher has him go down to the principal's office, to phone his mom, and ask her what he should do about it.
He does this and returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room.
Back down she goes, only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom," she says.
"I did," he says, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Submited by MeQ. What have Scotland and children who know Micheal Jackson got in common?
A. They have both been fucked in the Neverlands.
Submitted by Random Guestbook EntryA little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!"
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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
