Autograph Session
(( The scene fades into Dirk Dagger sitting at a small desk in what appears to be a mall. There are EWA posters etc. all around him and a large stank of Dirk Dagger pictures on the desk. Dirk pulls a black marker out of his pocket as the guard lets one of the Durham kids through, the rest create a single file line. The little boy approaches the desk, very slowly. Obviously shy he hasn't made any eye contact with the Chosen One yet. Dirk takes one of the pictures and signs it, handing it to the boy. The kid smiles and runs off to his mom who is waiting for him behind the ropes. A few more kids come and go as Dirk continues signing for them. Suddenly a tap is felt on Dirks shoulder, he turns around revealing non-other then Rachel Stevens. Dirk signs a few more autographs, finally taking a 20 minute break. Him and Rachel walk through a door right behind Dirk, where they find a table with a few chairs around it. Dirk sits down and opens up the box of complementary doughnuts. ))
Dirk Dagger - So what brings you here Rach baby?
(( Dirk takes a large bite of a powdered doughnut as Rachel laughs ))
Rachel Stevens - Thought I would see what my favorite wrestler was up to!
Dirk Dagger - Same ol Same ol, signing some autographs here and there...
Rachel Stevens - Did Stone sign you up for ANOTHER autograph session?
(( Dirk laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - Naw, I volunteered. Gotta keep all of my Daggerians happy you know...
(( They both laugh ))
Rachel Stevens - I see you got another big last minute addition to heat... now how did you make that one happen..
(( Dirk smiles ))
Dirk Dagger - I have my ways...
(( They both laugh ))
Rachel Stevens - So you finally get your revenge on Sakyo eh? That's gotta feel great!
Dirk Dagger - Your damn right it does... that one little fluke has been the only dark spot on my ever growing EWA Career... I mean I have been doing nothing but getting better.. while Suckyo on the other hand...
(( Dirk chuckles ))
Dirk Dagger - ....Lets just say he has seen better days!
(( Rachel smiles ))
Rachel Stevens - now Dirk... Sakyo has won seven straight matches! You gotta give him some credit...
(( Dirk sighs ))
Dirk Dagger - Woopity Doo! I have won six and every single one of them has been for my title! I have gone out there night after night and proven myself... showed everyone that Dirk Dagger is here to stay and there is nothing anyone can do about it... not Sakyo, not Deuce, not C4... No one! I wrestle because I love to wrestle, its not about fame, not about fortune. Its about me going out there every night and kicking some serious ass!
(( Rachel laughs ))
Rachel Stevens - What about the stipulation... I mean Stone went a little crazy with this one... a scaffold / glass match! You could get seriously hurt!
Dirk Dagger - Only if I lose... only if Sakyo can hoist me over the top and drop me, then I will feel the real pain, but Rach baby... what are the chances I let that happen! If Sakyo beats me, then I will shake his hand and call him the better man... but really it is never gonna happen like that! You see Sakyo may be talented and all but to call him Extreme would be like calling Oprah Winfrey skinny... it's never gonna happen!
(( Dirk sighs ))
Dirk Dagger - You see Sakyo lacks a certain element... Suckyo lacks intensity... and intensity is the name of the game. A Extreme match is a fast paced, high action, thriller that keeps fans on the edge of there seats. I have been doing them for over 3 months now.. and quite frankly I have been getting DAMN good at it. People expect me to put on a show and the Golden Boy is not one to disappoint. I do it for them, this is my life. Putting my body on the line is what I do best.
(( Dirk smirks ))
Dirk Dagger - Hell you could even call me the Innovator of Extreme... Walls of Ruin, Ladder Matches, Boiler Room Brawls, Hell in a Cell, Devils Street Cage, and now Scaffold! You name it I have done it... and most importantly I have done it successfully. So what it really comes down to is exactly how bad do I want it.. how bad do I want to defeat the man who ended my undefeated streak...
(( Dirk laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - Pretty damn bad.... I mean its Suckyo!... He may be one hell of a fighter but that over-confident fucktoid is going to get his ass demolished at the hands of the Dagger!
(( Rachel smiles ))
Rachel Stevens - A little intense today are we Dirk?
(( Dirk lightens up a bit ))
Dirk Dagger - You could say that I guess but that silly Japanese man doesn't know what he is dealing with here! I am the Chosen One and I am going to kick his sorry ass! You can count on it! I have come to far in this business to let it all slip away now... the extreme title belongs to me and Sakyo can do absolutely nothing about it... why? That is quite simple actually... but he doesn't live the lifestyle of a Extreme wrestler... until he wants this title as badly as a drowning man wants air, that is when he can beat me. As if that is ever gonna happen.. he may think he has it all planned out but really the situation is out of his hands, every move he makes I am one step ahead of him... its all about the mind games and frankly I kick serious ass at those...
(( Dirk laughs and takes a deep breath ))
Dirk Dagger - You see rach it's like this.... Sakyo Kyuma is nothing more then a tall, lanky, dirty, repulsive, diaper wearing, man loving, puke smelling, penny searching, denture wearing, jap smacking, pathetic excuse for a wrestler and he will never be on my level... EVER.
(( Rachel laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - Now if you excuse me... I have autographs to sign!
(( Dirk smiles and finishes off the rest of his doughnut, exiting the room ))
.:(( Scene Out )):.
