Recipe for Revenge
(( The scene fades into non other then the Chosen One Mr. Dirk Dagger sitting in a chair, reading the official EWA Magazine. The camera quickly fades out revealing a large waiting room, with EWA Inc. painted in giant Red letters across the wall. Dirk puts the magazine down, and slowly gets up. He is wearing a pair of Lugz, Baggy DC Denims, a EWA Hoodie and his custom Oakley's. Along with the EWA Extreme Title carried by his waist. He approaches a small desk where a petite young blonde is sitting, reading a teeny bopper magazine chewing on some bubble gum. Dirk smiles and walks up to her... ))
Dirk Dagger - Uh Hello?
(( She doesn't make any reaction ))
Dirk Dagger - Excuse Me... can I have a word with you?
(( Again nothing happens, Dirk sighs suddenly noticing the ear phones around her head. He laughs as the young girl blows a large bubble. Dirk slowly but surely moves towards her, bursting the bubble with his finger. Shocked the young lady takes off her head phones and looks at Dirk... ))
Dirk Dagger - Hate to burst your bubble babycakes... but I need to talk to Stoner Boner pronto.
(( The girl gulps ))
Intern - I'm sorry sir. but Mr. Stone is not available at the moment. You will have to sit down and wait.
(( Dirk looks at her oddly ))
Dirk Dagger - Do you know who you are talking to? You have never seen this face before....
(( Dirk stares at her name tag ))
Dirk Dagger - ... Susan?
(( The young girl blushes ))
Susan - Maybe.... take off your pants...
Dirk Dagger - Ex..Excuse Me? You sure are a friendly one!
(( Dirk begins to unbuckle his pants as the girl continues ))
Susan - I used to be a hooker until Tommy gave me this lil business oppertunity!
(( Dirk quickly zips up his fly ))
Dirk Dagger - Dirk Dagger doesn't associate himself with hookers thank you very much!
(( Susan gasps ))
Susan - Oh my god! Your Dirk Dagger.. I knew I recognized you from somewhere! Your the Extreme Champion right!
Dirk Dagger - You bet your over pounded ass I am, now can I see Mr. Stone? Pretty Please?
Susan - Right through those doors!
(( Dirk smiles and walks past Susan, who slips her "business card" into the his back pocket without him noticing. Dirk stops at the large gold and steel door shown on Heat. Dirk slowly pushes it open, revealing the large open room filled with precious animal heads and antique weapons. Tom Stone is sitting at his desk in deep thought. Dirk slowly walks passed the glass tube which held c4 captive last week, two of the midgets are seen trying to clean off the Divine butt cheek imprints. Dirk laughs silently and notices that the room filled with gold coins, midgets and hookers has been cleared out, and is being redecorated as a game room. Stones eyes remained closed as Dirk opens his mouth ))
Dirk Dagger - A little pissed off about letting the diamond stud get you drunk and having you sign a phony document?
(( Stone suddenly opens his eyes as Dirk continues on ))
Dirk Dagger - I mean knowing what kind of a business man you are Stone, I can't believe that you didn't see it coming... you looked like a real asshole there chief....
(( Stone sighs, holding back his rage ))
Tom Stone - Dirk Dagger... For what do I owe this pleasure?
(( Dirk has wondered off and is staring at one of the midgets, quickly turning around he heads towards Toms Desk. He takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and slams it on the desk. Stone looks at it and chuckles... ))
Tom Stone - Yes Dirk... Its the Heat Card...what is your problem?
(( Dirk smirks ))
Dirk Dagger - My problem? Well I don't seem to see my name on that there card now do I?
(( Stone sighs ))
Dirk Dagger - You are looking less and less like the man you once were Stoner... to many hookers have been affecting your brain cells... I mean common Stoner... Susan?
(( Dirk chuckles as Stone looks embarrased ))
Dirk Dagger - First you get shitfaced in front of millions of people, basically signing your life away, and then you refuse to give the fans what they want.... ME! I mean have you gone mad? Do you like losing money? What gives you the write to keep the Golden Boy away from his Daggerians!
(( Tom is fuming ))
Tom Stone - What gives me the right? I am the OWNER OF THE EWA DAMN IT! I am the chief, the big kahuna! I have every right to do whatever I please!
(( Dirk smirks as Stone calms himself down ))
Dirk Dagger - You don't even now if you still own the EWA Tommy.... as far as you know, Diamante signed over the EWA to himself.
(( Stone's eyes grow wide as Dirk laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - Now are you going to do yourself a favor and put me on T.V. or what?
(( Stone sighs ))
Tom Stone - What did you have in mind..... Justin Sane... Johnny Havok... Sid Luscious
( Tom laughs as Dirk mocks him )
Dirk Dagger - "Justin Sane... Johnny Havok... Sid Luscious... Mehaha *cough* haha" Shut your mouth you drunken hooker loving power freak.... You see I have a little beef with someone... a certain someone who cost me my undefeated streak...
(( Tom smiles ))
Dirk Dagger - Sakyo Kyuma.... that jap smack needs to learn the lesson that luck never EVER strikes twice....
(( Tom luaghs ))
Tom Stone - Forget about it! Sakyo is already in action!
(( Dirk smiles ))
Dirk Dagger - That never stopped you before... or have you lost your balls there big guy... No more gonads behind your decisions...
(( Tom clenches his fists and stands up ))
Tom Stone - Listen you... don't make me call in the Stone Troopers on your ass....
(( Dirk chuckles ))
Dirk Dagger - So they can shoot me with some confetti? Give me what I want and I will get out of here...
(( Tom's eyes light up with rage ))
Tom Stone - Alright Dirk... you win... Tuesday on Heat.. you and Sakyo... mano eh mano...
(( Dirk smiles and begins to leave but Tom continues ))
Tom Stone - Oh Dirk... Your not going to be so lucky this time boy... this is for the EXTREME TITLE!
(( Dirk smirks ))
Dirk Dagger - Fine by me, after all I am the definition of a fighting Champion...
(( Tom laughs ))
Tom Stone - Well that is good to hear, because you will be opening the show...
Dirk Dagger - A main event match starting off the show... fair enough.... can I go now...
Tom Stone - NO, you see there is a reason you will be leading off the show...
Dirk Dagger - And that is?
Tom Stone - This isn't a regular match... no not for the CHOSEN ONE!
(( Tom laughs ))
Tom Stone - This will be a scaffold match... how do you like them apples! First man to be thrown off the scaffold losses!
(( Dirk smirks ))
Dirk Dagger - Is that all you got old man?
Tom Stone - That isn't good enough for you? FINE! The ring below will be covered with shattered glass... so if you lose.. your gonna get pretty damn messed up! IS that what you want?
(( Dirk smirks ))
Dirk Dagger - Fine by me Boner my boy... and trust me you won't regret it!
(( Tom laughs ))
Tom Stone - AND Why is that?
(( Dirk smiles ))
Dirk Dagger - Cause the Chosen One always puts on a show.... ALWAYS.....
(( Dirk laughs and turns around, exiting the room as Stone sits back down at his desk, muttering to himself ))
