Even The Chosen One Can Dream

(( The scene fades into Dirk Dagger walking down a heavily populated Main Street in Portland. Dirk is decked out in a pair of Lugz, baggy DC Jeans, A Large Hook-Ups Hoody, and his Blue Champion Hat. He jaunts down the street, surrounded by SuperModels, and they all seem to be paying extra attention to Dirk, due to the fact Dirk is surrounded in Short Pudgy Ugly men, Dirks head begins to play games with him. ))

Dirky Boy! How you doin buddy!

 Dirk Dagger - W-Whos that.....

Its your mind Dirk! Everyone is listening to themselves think outloud latly! I thought I would get involved in the action...

 Dirk Dagger - O...Oh K....

Look at all these women! I wonder if there are any other bright young female minds out there....

(( Dirk chuckles to himself under his breath as he passes a small coffee shop. To his surprise there sits EWA Owner Tom Stone taking a sip of a large mocha capichino, and sitting across the table from him its non-other then Tricky Tiki Tortez! ))

Dirk Dagger - Whats going on here?

Just goes to show you anything can happen

(( Dirk smirks and continues walking when he comes across non-other then EWA NewComer Underlord! Underlord is on a small stage cutting one of the most impressive promos Dirk has ever seen. Dirk stops and stares in awe as Underlord looks like he has been around since the early 70's, speaking his mind on this and that ))

No Way! Thats Impossible... almost anything can happen except for what we just witnessed!

Dirk Dagger - A Decent Promo from Underlord is one of the most mind boggling things I have witnessed in my entire career! Lets get out of here!

(( Dirk runs away, and hides himself in a nearby building. As he is walking in he stops to read the sign posted on the wall.... ))

Wrestlers against Drugs and Alcohol
A joint sermon by Sid Luscious and T-N-T in Room 225!


(( Dirk laughs ))

Dirk Dagger - I'm losing my mind...

Agreed. I can feel myself fading away....

(( Dirk proceeds into the building, walking past many doors... Dirk hears some soft music in the distance and continues towards the sound... a small door is cracked and Dirk takes a peak inside... sitting there is Raisor, Sakyo and Myst, all with there eyes closed listening to the harmonic sounds... ))

Dirk Dagger - Oh Oh My God! It Can't Be!

Im afraid so Dirk, The Elite are in fact sitting there...SIlently! They have answered our prayers! And can you hear that... that aint no WuTang my friend... that is pure gospel....

(( Dirk looks to the sky, mouthing a silent phrase interpreted as... Thank You.... Dirk continues down the hall, taking a quick left turn and stumbling upon a scene far more graphic then ever witnessed before.... There stands Divine... passionetly kissing non-other then Cameron Diaz ))

No way! It can't be... never ... NEVER!

Dirk Dagger - Relax dude... its just a dream... that would never happen....

(( Dirk suddenly awakens in his hotel room bed, gasping for air. Regaining contol of himself he turns towards the alarm clock... it is 7:42 am. Dirk sighs and crawls out of bed, suddenly noticing a note near the door. He picks it up and reads it aloud to himself ))

Dirk,

Meet Me in the Lobby at 8 o'clock sharp... very important...

Rob DiMarco

(( Dirk crumples up the note and lets out a sigh, slapping on the same cloths he had in his dream and slowly but surely makin ghis way to the lobby. There sits Robby D in a comfy upholstered chair, reading the daily paper. Dirk smiles and takes a seat next to him. ))

Dirk Dagger - You Wrote?

(( Rob looks shocked as he looks next to him. Dirk laughs as Rob blushes. ))

Dirk Dagger - Now what was so damn important it couldn't wait for 10 o'clock or so....

(( Rob hesitates ))

Rob DiMarco - Uh... I didn't want to eat alone....

(( Dirk slaps Rob in the back of the head ))

Dirk Dagger - That could have waited!

(( Rob laughs ))

Rob DiMarco - You didn't want to sleep in anyways, you have a important match today!

(( Dirk looks puzzled ))

Dirk Dagger - What the hell are you talking about?

Rob DiMarco - Sid Luscious.... Extreme Title.... Tuesday Heat... any of that ring a bell?

(( Dirk laughs ))

Dirk Dagger - I thought you said important match! What makes this one any different then the others... Hell Shawn Armstrong has more talent then this bum....

(( Rob smiles ))

Dirk Dagger - I mean the kid kept Roadkill under his bunk beds when he was a kid and he expects to be on the same level mentally as me? I think not... I am far superior.... He is nothing compared to me... compared to the Chosen One... just becuase he has a shot at me he expects me to forget about him getting his ass kicked by all of those usless peices of garbage... he thinks he is worthy of the golden boy even though he has fallen to the hands of people like Shawn Armstrong, Justin Sane and Johnny Havok? Excuse me while I laugh! He may be crazy, but he certainly isn't ready....

(( Dirk laughs ))

Rob DiMarco - But this time.. Sid has some backup! We all know Wildman is willing to do anything it takes to help his son come up with the victory....

(( Dirk smiles ))

Dirk Dagger - That over the hill old fart? What is he gonna do? Chase me down with his gimped up legs? He isn't a factor, all that is going to happen is I am going to make them both famous at the same time... I will bestow a new fury onto both there asses and there is nothing they will be able to do about it... Sid will feel the mind numbing blow known as the contusion, while the Wildman will be tamed by the Jagged Edge.... are they worthy? Thats a joke... I want him to bring his best... bring his all... it won't be enough... Is Sid Ready for the Chosen One? A question that is on so many's minds... but the answer is just two little letters... NO.

(( Dirk laughs ))

Dirk Dagger - I hope Sid brings the pain, brings the intensity, I hope he is ready to sacrifice his body for the good of the sport because in the end, when it is all said and done one thing is for sure... this will be a match no one will forget!

(( Dirk smiles ))

Dirk Dagger - Now lets go get some food... im starving...

(( The scene fades as Dirk and Rob get up to leave ))






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