Dancing With DynoMite
(( The scene fades into a shot of Dirk Dagger walking through a hallway. On the wall in large letters EWA Inc. Headquarters has been painted neatly. Dirk is clad in a McNabb Eagles Jersey, baggy navy blue jeans and a brand new pair of Lugz. He turns the corner finding himself in front of a large bulletin board. Dirk quickly skims the board. Finding what he was looking for he smiles and scans down the list, suddenly halting his finger and resting it in place. A huge smirk comes across Dirks face as he turns around and walks back through the hallway he came. The building is very well done, with bright carpets and freshly painted walls. Dirk continues walking, eventually finding himself in a staff room. Chairs are clustered around round tables, and two large vending machines are pushed back up against the wall. Dirk pops a looney into the vending machine and after a few simple clicks off the button a Snickers bar magically pops out!! Dirk grabs his bar and takes a seat. Suddenly Rachel Stevens walks in the door, she smiles and takes a seat next to Dirk, taking a glance and Dirks chocolate bar. Dirk looks at her very seriously... ))
Dirk Dagger - Don't Let Hunger Happen to You!
(( Rachel laughs ))
Rachel Stevens - Oh don't worry I won't... so how ya been Dirk?
(( Dirk shrugs ))
Dirk Dagger - I've had better days, although this one seems to be getting brighter!
Rachel Stevens - What do you mean?
(( Dirk laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - Three letters.... T-N-T!
Rachel Stevens - Oh I heard! You really are moving up now... T-N-T is a Hall-of-Famer!
(( Dirk smiles ))
Dirk Dagger - Your telling me! Former International and Tag team champion! He's been here since the very start and now I have my shot at him!
(( Rachel smiles but it soon fades ))
Rachel Stevens - Dirk aren't you forgetting about something?
(( Dirk looks puzzled ))
Dirk Dagger - What?
Rachel Stevens - YOUR EXTREME TITLE!
(( Dirk chuckles ))
Dirk Dagger - Rach baby its in my car!
(( Rachel gives Dirk a funny look ))
Rachel Stevens - Maybe you are not understanding me... your match is a title match!
Dirk Dagger - And your point is what?
Rachel Stevens - Aren't you afraid you are going to lose!
(( Dirk sighs ))
Dirk Dagger - There is always the possibility of defeat, whether you are taking on Johnny Havok or Ethan Tyler there is always a chance you will lose. On the other hand, why would I get all worked up about it? I mean sure T-N-T is a great athlete, and yes he may out weigh me by a 150 pounds but with all do respect, the bigger they are the harder they fall... I know exactly what I have to do to win this match-up, I am not a idiot... I come into every match-up prepared for the worst... what makes this one any different?
Rachel Stevens - Maybe the fact this is your only really good competition since your match with Arthryn almost 2 months ago!
(( Dirk chuckles ))
Dirk Dagger - Don't get your panties in a bunch Mrs. Stevens.... sure you think about things like that, but in all honesty it only pumps me up more. Ever since I won the Extreme Championship I thought I was going to be moving on to bigger and better competition, and yet I was still fighting the Justin Sane's, Johnny Havok's, and Shawn Armstrongs. A match with T-N-T isn't a gift, its a opportunity I have earned! I mean I am 10-1, near perfect except for a fluky defeat... They might not have been the most "Over" Opponents, but I destroyed them none the less...
(( Rachel smiles ))
Rachel Stevens - Your telling me! In 12 matches this year only three have been regular singles matches! The people have seen you fight 6 Extreme Rules Matches alone! They've seen you kick out of anything thrown at you by Arthryn in one of the best Extreme Rules matches EVER! Not to mention introducing the Walls of Ruin to EWA, fighting off a Elite in a Ladder match, and escaping a 2 on 1 Hell in the Cell!
(( Dirk laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - Have you been following me? Do you know where I live? What did I have for breakfast this morning?
(( Rachel smiles ))
Rachel Stevens - You ate your Wheaties of course!
(( Dirks smirk turns to a shocked expression ))
Dirk Dagger - I am going to have to get my house windows tinted! Seriously.....
(( They both laugh when Dirk laugh trails into a faint welp ))
Rachel Stevens - Are you alright Dirk?
(( Dirk smiles a faint smile ))
Dirk Dagger - Being the Extreme Champ has its downfalls... constant pain being one of them....
(( Dirk laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - A little bit of pain don't hurt no one, hell in my line of business, pain is a good thing. It shows your giving your all... putting it on the line. That's the key to success, I keep my fans, the people happy, and I keep the backstage officials happy, I get on there good side... especially Tom Stone! Week after week I put my body on the line, and sooner or later it is going to come back to me...
(( Dirk takes the final bite of his Snickers bar and continues ))
Dirk Dagger - You know why I am going to come out on top Rach? It's simple.... in this stage of T-N-T's career he has reached milestones only a select few can dream of... hell he even said it himself... he said his resume is far greater then most the kids around today could dream or something like that.. so why get all worked up about Dirk Dagger? Why hit the gym when he can sit at home, drink beer and chat online....
(( Dirk laughs ))
Dirk Dagger - Sure he may out weigh me but at this point in his career, most of that is probably alcoholism kicking in... beer flab so to say... sure he may be T-n-T but I am more then ready to Dance with Dynomite so to say! I really hope I'm wrong, I hope he is training his ass off, I want to take him to his limits... I want to push him to his EXTREME! I want him fighting for his life, hell I want the fight of my life! Live on Heat I am going to make sure the crowd from Milwaukee witnesses EXTREMITY AT HIS BEST!
(( Dirk chuckles ))
Rachel Stevens - Dirk... I am hinting a bit of over confidence here!
(( Dirk looks puzzled ))
Dirk Dagger - Over confident Rachel? You got it all wrong sweet cheeks.... This is going to be one hell of a match, I promise you that... the fans expect nothing less then a superb match from The Chosen One, but the confidence to run my mouth like the egomaniac I am comes from one simple thought.....
Rachel Stevens - And that would be?
(( Dirk smirks ))
Dirk Dagger - T-n-T may be worthy... but he sure as hell isn't ready nor prepared for the wrath of this Dagger!
(( With that Dirk stands up, giving Rachel a wink and exiting the room, leaving Rachel with a smile across her face... ))