*Schmaaak!*
(( The latest house show for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance is in full swing when the lights cut and the Titantron begins to Buzz, suddenly flickering on......))
(( The scene fades into Dirk Dagger sitting alone in a batting cage which is surrounded in forest. He is wearing a blue and yellow EXCO hoody, Dark Blue baggy jeans, Lugz, a black fitted hat with the eWa Logo on the front and his traditional Oakley shades. It is pitch black except for a skylight, shining dimly from above. Dirk begins rustling through a gym bag at his feet, removing a bottle of water. A noise is heard in the bushes and he shoots around in alarm, taking a sip he stands up and looks hard into the poorly lit area. There stands Bill, his old camera man. He smirks and turns around, heading back for the bench. He rustles through the bag once more, this time pulling out a pair of batting gloves. He straps them on and takes another sip. He stands up, inserting some change into the machine, and picks up a bat. The machine begins to buzz ))
*Whiiiiiiiiiiiiirllll*
(( A ball comes shooting out of the machine at lightning speed ))
Dirk Dagger: Funny isn't it.
(( He smokes the ball ))
*Schmaaak*
Dirk Dagger: How everyday you can learn something you never knew before.
*Schmaaak*
Dirk Dagger: Lets take Ryan Maher for example.... he comes out here acting like a hero, showing his face over and over but as soon as I talk a little smack he is no where to be found.... Where are you Maher? Huh? Show your ugly mug so I can kick you in the teeth. I hope you talk your shit, I hope we meet in that ring, so I can make you look like an amateur, because you sure as hell don�t stack up against me.... I�m the real deal, I�m the total package, and you will NEVER be in my league.
(( Dirk turns away from the camera and swings...) )
*Schmaaak*
(( Dirk smirks as the machine buzzes and shuts off. He grabs his bag and finishes off his water. Bill follows him as Dirk jumps into his 2002 BMW and speeds off ))
(( The house show resumes and a few matches end. Suddenly a replay is showed on the Titantron ))
*Moments ago* Dirk Daggers BMW is shown pulling into the driveway as he steps out. It shows him entering a locker room.
(( Another match begins and Dirk Dagger finds himself on his weight bench under 220 pounds. He is in his wrestling gear and begins his reps ))
*Up* *Down* #1
(( A knock is heard at Dirk Daggers door ))
Dirk Dagger: Come in, this better be important...
(( In bursts in Rachel Stevens followed by a camera crew ))
*Up* *Down* #2
Rachel Stevens: Sorry to interrupt you Mr. Dagger, Stone asked me to get the first official interview with EWA�s latest superstar, but it looks like your busy, shall I come another time?
Dirk Dagger: No, now's fine, Id rather look at your face then this ceiling.
(( Dirk smirks as Rachel blushes faintly))
*Up* *Down* #3
Rachel Stevens: Um.... Mr. Dagger, is there any possibility that you could take a little break from that.
*Up* *Down* #4
Dirk Dagger: Can�t stop now, just go ahead with the questions.
*Up* *Down* #5
Rachel Stevens: Alright, Ted get ready to roll.....
*Up* *Down* #6
(( Dirk is given a countdown as Rachel begins...))
Rachel Stevens: Hello everybody this is Rachel and I am reporting Live! from the locker room of Dirk Dagger himself, latest edition to the EWA family. First of all Dirk, Id like to welcome you to Extreme Wrestling, I'm sure you'll fit right in.
*Up* *Down* #7
Dirk Dagger: Glad to be here Rach baby, I have made it my personal goal to make a impression like no other, I am more then ready to do whatever it takes to become the best, ready to make an impact on the other competitors, Mr. Stone and the fans.
Rachel Stevens: I am sure you will.
*Up* *Down* #8
Dirk Dagger: Have I made an impression on you yet Mrs. Stevens?
Rachel Stevens: Somewhat....
Dirk Dagger: *grins* enough of an impression for your digits?
*Up* *Down* #9
Rachel Stevens: Don�t get ahead of yourself Dirk, but your getting off course here.... I, as well as many other fans have been wondering what you plan on doing next Tuesday night where you will be taking on a opponent yet to be announced.
Dirk Dagger: Winning....
Rachel Stevens: Yes, but I meant what are your strategies going into this intense match up....
Dirk Dagger: I don�t have an opponent yet..... how would I have any strategies?
*Up* *Down* #10
(( Rachel begins to become flustered as a sly smile comes across Dirks face as he sits up, finished with his set ))
Dirk Dagger: Just messin with ya baby, I know what you mean.... basically I�m gonna do what I do every match, lay low, play it cool, train my ass off and talk my shit. Whoever I may face will come to realize I not only can talk the talk, but I can walk the walk. The tortured soul I face will have to prey day and night, prey I get in an accident, tear something or get jumped by a bunch of thugs. (laughs) They know I am going to be at the top of my game and then some. They will know that this is not only just a match, this is the match were I have a chance at showing Tom Stone what I�m all about. I get to show the fans I�m more then just hype, and I can use the poor pathetic soul to send out a lil message, Dirk Dagger is here to stay, and there aint a thing any of them can do about it. So either there with me, or there against me, and if they are..... well lets just say I will introduce them to a whole new level of pain. Gold is what I want, and gold is what I am going to get.
Rachel Stevens: Large words....
Dirk Dagger: *interrupting* I can think of another large thing i'd like you to witness, unfortunately it has a mind of its own.
Rachel Stevens: *blushes* Stop it, now pertaining to some other issues....
(( Dirk flips on the TV and goes through the channels when he comes across a promo from Ryan Maher. Dirk watches closely and becomes angry, turning it off ))
Dirk Dagger: Not a single word was said about me, does he think I�m playing games? What I wouldn�t give to get him in that squared circle....
Rachel Stevens: That�s what I was about to mention Dirk, Mr. Stone announced the card earlier last evening and you are scheduled to take on Mr. Maher on Tuesday Night Heat!
Dirk Dagger: Perfect, finally a chance to shut that jackass up once and for all.
Rachel Stevens: What is it that you have against him Dirk?
Dirk Dagger: That�s easy, for this one we will have to go to Dirks Dictionary, hmm lets see, oh yes, Ignorance - The condition of being uneducated, unaware, or uninformed aka Ryan Maher. You see Ryan Maher is uneducated when it comes to the sport of wrestling, unaware that he is not, and I repeat is not, the greatest and finally uninformed that I am going to beat his ass on Tuesday! I mean Maher is so stupid he forgot the recipe for ice cubes. Its one thing to be Cocky (flashes a cheesy grin) but its another to take it to the next step, to be beaten over and over and over again and still think he�s hot stuff. Me and Maher go way back, about 3 months ago I beat his ass down, and yet he insisted it was a fluke. That's why on Tuesday I want to prove once and for all that there was no fluke. I Will Not Lose!
Rachel Stevens: Any special game plans or strategies going into this match up?
Dirk Dagger: Are you kidding? Its Ryan F�n Maher for gods sakes! I�ll do what I usually do, train hard this week, study some footage at night, eat my wheaties and lace up my boots!
(( Dirk stares directly into the camera ))
Dirk Dagger: Ryan Maher, ( laughs ) I know that your days or glory are past and coming into this match, your hours are numbered. All I hear are insults and jokes about you Ryan. I have consulted with some great wrestlers from your past and present and I got the same thing Ryan.... you shouldn't be a problem for me they say. This won�t even be a challenge, a no contest ( Announcers voice ) Your winner by total Domination Dirk Dagger! ( Normal voice ) This isn't much more than a practice match for me. But I will make you scream Ryan. I will make you scream in pain. I am no longer happy go lucky Dirk. I am going for your throat. I am going to do you in Ryan. It is about time you left this federation. With a federation as successful as EwA we do not need has beens ruining everything. That has been accomplished thus far. When you see this later today, you will think, oh yes, Dirk Dagger thinks he can play with the big boys. Well the fact is, you're damn right. I am striving for the competitors and you'll just have to do. Every time you turn the corner after I win, you will see some or something that reminds you of me. Someone talking behind your back about how washed up you are. Some one boasting about how much I kicked your ass. Of course this will be a big task, turning corners and such with that IV stuck into your arm. Maybe one day you will return to the ring, in a wheel chair, announcing or some complimentary job they gave you, just so you do not go mad. I can picture you know, old and broken, once upon a time you were the something, you will say to your grandchildren, now you are reduced to diapers they will remind you. Then you will wet yourself and drown in your own piss. Maybe not that last part, but it would be funny to see it.
Rachel Stevens: (Laughs) Any last comments Mr. Dagger?
Dirk Dagger: Nothing but Ryan Maher is a dirty, disgusting, diaper wearing, man loving, puke smelling, penny searching, denture teething, white trash loving, pathetic excuse for a wrestler.....
(( gasps ))
Rachel Stevens: Are you done?
Dirk Dagger: Catching my breath....
(( Rachel laughs as the scene fades to black and Dirk lays down for another set ))
(( Scene Out ))
