New Kid In Town
(( The scene opens to the parking lot outside of a EWA house show where a long stretch limo pulls up. The camera zooms in as the chuffer gets out of the drivers seat to open the door for the mystery man. Out from the limo reaches a pair of Black Leather Lugz� Cipher Boot. the camera slowly fades to black and begins a Pillsbury commercial. Soon it returns to the action taking place in the ring... ))
Chris Meyers - The Following contest is a 1 fall standard match up. Introducing first, weighing in at 212 pounds and standing 6 feet tall...... The Flying Walinga!
(( The man makes his way to the ring getting literally no reaction from the crowd ))
Chris Meyers - And his opponent weighing in at 112 pounds and standing 5 feet tall.... Wee Man!
(( He runs to the ring to a lot of laughter. He jumps in and the action gets started. After a few minutes even the runt can�t get any reaction from the crowd. Suddenly the lights fade puzzling the crowd. The tron begins to flicker when �The Chosen One� flashes across the screen as a spot light searches the arena. It makes its way to the top of the Tron where a man is pacing back and forth. The fans become confused as the lights again fade to darkness. When they return there is no man in sight. Dumbfounded, the up and commers get a confused look on there face but return to action. Finally it is time for the main event ))
Chris Meyers - Ladies and Gentlemen it is the moment you have all been waiting for, the fallowing match up is a cage match...
(( The cage slowly begins to drop when the lights again cut. �The Chosen One� flashes once more as Blue and White strobe lights begin to flicker rapidly as the spotlight searches the arena. Slowly it makes its way to the top of the cage. This time the man is on top of the cage with a large grin on his face. In his hand is a microphone. He raises his arms as Blue and White Pyros shoot up around him. He is wearing a Toronto Raptors, Vince Carter Jersey and beige cargos to acompany his Lugz. He raises the mic. to his mouth and begins... ))
Man - Well I bet a lot of you are wondering just who the hell I may be and why exactly I decided to crash this illustrious event. Its all very simple, I am here to shut up all the cry babies I see bitching about this and that, I am here to live a dream... I am here to win gold. As for you who don�t recognize my face, please take a glimpse right over there at the Titantron...
(( Suddenly, One of a Kind by Breaking Point hits the PA speakers. Blue and White strobe lights begin to flicker rapidly as �The Chosen One� again flashes, this time quickly followed by the Words Dirk Dagger and the explosion of Pyros ))
Dirk Dagger - You see yesterday I had a little meeting with President Stone himself, and here I stand today the newest member of the EWA. You see Stone realized just like everyone in the back will, I got the potential. The potential to be the best thing coming out of Canada since Stone himself. After establishing myself in anther federation known as Bad Ass HardCore Wrestling I have decided to move onto bigger and better things. I have devoted my entire life to becoming the best, and I think the EWA is a pretty good place to do so...
(( Dirk pauses and then flashes a smile ))
Dirk Dagger - Seems I am not the only new comer to this prestigious federation, I heard a over rated Jackass by the name of Ryan Maher come out and make a couple of appearances. This guy is hilarious.... HAHA. Believe it or not I have crossed paths with Mr. Maher before and believe me it wasn�t a pretty site. I destroyed him then and I know it would happen again. Maher you better quit hyping yourself up like a god. Before you were nothing but a mere chump, and nothing has changed. I accomplished more in 5 months then you did in your entire BAW Career. Your heyday has long passed you my friend, and me or any other stars of the future generation are going to let a washed up pretty boy like yourself get in our way. There was once a time when I respected you, when I admired your accomplishments, but then you started thriving on those accomplishments and couldn�t seem to stop living in the past, unfortunately Maher your nothing more then history and if you get in my way you better be prepared for this Dagger. You may tell yourself that it was the LARGEST contract in history, which it probably wasn�t.... but I can garun�damn�tee that if you get in my way it will be the SHORTEST career in the history of the EWA. World Champion..... please the humor is oh so hard to stomach...
(( Slowly pacing now Dirk calms himself down ))
Dirk Dagger - Now that I got that off my chest I wanna send a message out to every single one of you people. If you want to cheer me, cheer me, if you want to hate me, you can do what you want, but I know that once you see what I have to offer you will never EVER forget me...
(( Dirk stops pacing and looks at a camera pointed in his direction. He winks and then continues.... ))
Dirk Dagger - Walking into the arena tonight I saw many familiar faces, Some I have defeated... some I haven�t. I know that this will probably be my toughest task yet, but I am always more then ready for a challenge. Just ask my former employer who there Poster Boy was..... I have always been the man who earned his shots and taken full advantage of them. I want to make things clear right now.... I may be humble, but I sure as hell don�t back down from ANYBODY! So if you decide to cross my path be prepared for the mind numbing blow that is me, I am truly the total package.
(( Dirk takes a seat on the edge of the cage and lets his legs dangle, the fans begin to show there support with a Dirk chant. Dirk grins and gives them a thumbs up ))
Dirk Dagger - Finally there is the matter of February 12th, the night of my debut. Some unlucky, over confident Sapp will have to step toe to toe with me, and quoting the great Mr. T himself �I pity da foo!� I mean look at me, I may be young but I sure as hell have all the attributes. I�m fast, smart, athletic, pretty much an all around perfect specimen. But sorry Divine... I don�t swing that way. I am more then prepared to step into that ring and show whoever thinks there man enough what it feels like to be brutally mauled. Sure you may think I�m all talk but when I�m in that ring, I am nothing but a force. I'm all business when it comes to laying out a chump. Whether I decide to do it in the air, put you in a submission or just lay you flat out I'm gonna get the job done. There is only one guarantee of course.... Whoever I may face, I guarantee that when it comes down to it, I am gonna give them one of the toughest matches they have ever faced.
(( Dirk again stands up ))
Dirk Dagger - So, whoever you may be, I gotta ask you.... Are you ready? Ready for the pain I am going to inflict, ready for the devastating blows you will receive, plain and simple, ready to get your ass kicked? You see, once I have decided it is your time to fail, I will set you up and deliver that ever so familiar mind-numbing blow. That�s when it will all happen... your skull will go numb and your brains will scramble, you will feel your nose bust gushing a oozy red substance onto the floor, With a tear soaked face and blurry vision you will have to watch the referee's hand come down 1..2..3. That my friend is a Chaotic Concussion, and come next Tuesday night, you will truly feel the wrath of this Dagger!
(( Dirk raises his arms to a tremendous POP as the scene fades to black... ))